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Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by bunmioguns(m): 5:00am On Mar 08, 2012 |
Sutoboy and Vicky were out parking one night, and both being young and innocent, really knew nothing much about sex and anatomy. After fooling around awhile, Sutoboy convinced Vicky to let him "feel"her "down there". So put his hand up her underwear and couldn't believe what he felt! He asked her if he could just "see" it! So she let him pull off her panties and he bent over and looked down. Being so dark, he couldn't see very well and asked if he could look closer. This didn't work either, so he knelt in the floorboard to get a better look. With the darkness, he found this not to work well either. So he got his matches out, struck one and bent closer to look. After a second or two, he asked, "OMG!!,can you pee through all this hair?" "Sure," she replies. "Why?" "Well, you better start now," he says." cause this bloody bush is on fire!!" VICKY FAINTED |
Re: Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by mcnepow(m): 8:28am On Mar 08, 2012 |
Re: Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by eldav(m): 9:07am On Mar 08, 2012 |
Bestest |
Re: Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by dani1luv: 10:06am On Mar 08, 2012 |
lol |
Re: Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by bunmioguns(m): 11:42am On Mar 08, 2012 |
dani1luv: eldav: mcnepow: Thanks . . . |
Re: Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by Homar(m): 4:19pm On Mar 08, 2012 |
Most funny joke ave read this week. |
Re: Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by bunmioguns(m): 4:21pm On Mar 08, 2012 |
Homar: thanks Homar, u get maut like Bin Gbagbo for Nairaland |
Re: Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by bingbagbo(m): 4:28pm On Mar 08, 2012 |
JOKE GRADING: A REMARKS:SUPERB JOKE REWARD:RETURN TICKET TO DENMARK WITH OMOTOLA |
Re: Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by bunmioguns(m): 4:30pm On Mar 08, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: I feel honoured Mr President, bt am too small for dt kinda woman nw |
Re: Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by ekeroyal(m): 6:50am On Mar 09, 2012 |
Suto is that so? |
Re: Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by dani1luv: 9:17am On Mar 09, 2012 |
Poverty no good oh |
Re: Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by Dyt(f): 9:20am On Mar 09, 2012 |
mayb m readi frm anoda angle let me read again nt funny |
Re: Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by dani1luv: 9:21am On Mar 09, 2012 |
^ur bush is on fire |
Re: Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by Dyt(f): 9:24am On Mar 09, 2012 |
well sorry u cant find grasses dere nt 2 talk of trees |
Re: Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by dani1luv: 9:25am On Mar 09, 2012 |
lemme c it, to confirm hw true |
Re: Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by Dyt(f): 9:26am On Mar 09, 2012 |
Re: Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by dani1luv: 9:30am On Mar 09, 2012 |
am on mobile, i no c wetin u post |
Re: Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by swtchicgurl: 9:33am On Mar 09, 2012 |
funny but not nice! |
Re: Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by Dyt(f): 9:33am On Mar 09, 2012 |
shocked tot u v upgraded u still use dat thuraya |
Re: Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by dani1luv: 9:35am On Mar 09, 2012 |
dyt, u r disgracing me publicly |
Re: Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by Dyt(f): 10:04am On Mar 09, 2012 |
oh no dani hugs him |
Re: Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by swtchicgurl: 10:08am On Mar 09, 2012 |
^^^^^does he deserve so much? just shake him jare! |
Re: Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by Dyt(f): 10:13am On Mar 09, 2012 |
^^ shshshshs dont mk him cry |
Re: Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by mcnepow(m): 11:38am On Mar 09, 2012 |
Dani, na u dem dey yeye like this? |
Re: Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by Dyt(f): 11:45am On Mar 09, 2012 |
hey u wat r u engaged doin in SWTCHIC bums short? |
Re: Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by mcnepow(m): 11:53am On Mar 09, 2012 |
erm. . ermm. . u see. . erm. . look ehn. . see ehn. . in short, u knw. . erm. . |
Re: Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by Dyt(f): 11:55am On Mar 09, 2012 |
dont erm me spk now young man frowns |
Re: Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by mcnepow(m): 12:07pm On Mar 09, 2012 |
To be truthful I dont know how I got there |
Re: Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by Dyt(f): 12:13pm On Mar 09, 2012 |
frowns |
Re: Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by mcnepow(m): 12:31pm On Mar 09, 2012 |
Quit frowning u mite become as worgly as i am |
Re: Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by swtchicgurl: 12:35pm On Mar 09, 2012 |
mcnepow, wats happening here! wats up with dyt! |
Re: Fire Down Below. . . . . . . . . . > Projan by mcnepow(m): 12:37pm On Mar 09, 2012 |
I dunno |
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