On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the microphone and greets the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, the weather and advises them to relax and have a good flight.

He forgot to turn off the microphone and says to his co-pilot “what would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a Mouth Action”

All the passengers hear this and are astonished. As a stewardess immediately begins to run towards the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up, one of the passengers stops her and says “don’t forget the coffee.”

shit! wat a gud samaritan

Thanks kronky d donkey kong

Yes that's what i am talking 'bout.

I still dont trust dat hostess

am glad u dont trust her