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Warri No Dey Carry Last by Nobody: 10:51pm On Mar 08, 2012 |
, WARRI STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% IN AN EXAM, but he didn't answer any question wrong! Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? , A: his last battle. Q2: Where was the declaration of Independence signed? A: at the bottom of the page. Q3: River Kanji flows in which state? A : liquid. Q4: What is the main reason for failure? A: exams. Q5: What is the main reason for divorce? A: Marriage. Q6: What can you never eat for breakfast? A: Lunch & dinner. Q7: What looks like half an apple? A: the other half. Q8: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become? A: it will simply become wet. Q9: How can a man go eight days without sleeping? A: No problem, he sleeps only at night. Q10: How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A: you will never find an elephant that has only one hand. Q11: If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 4 apples and 3 oranges in other hand, what would you have? A: very large hands. Q12: If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? A: No time at all, the wall is already built. Q13: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A: Anyway you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack. So why teacher fail am nau? Warri no dey carry last!!, |
Re: Warri No Dey Carry Last by Acidosis(m): 11:29pm On Mar 08, 2012 |
nice joke |
Re: Warri No Dey Carry Last by Emmyk(m): 12:34am On Mar 09, 2012 |
You try |
Re: Warri No Dey Carry Last by Nobody: 12:42pm On Mar 10, 2012 |
The joke is very stale and old! |
Re: Warri No Dey Carry Last by desperatem(m): 11:08pm On Mar 11, 2012 |
Nice one, the guy na very badt sharp guy |
Re: Warri No Dey Carry Last by bunmioguns(m): 11:46pm On Mar 11, 2012 |
@ OP. . .jst a rebranded joke cos it had been posted here |
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