In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from our employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our one program of special high intensity training. (Poo.)

We are striving to give our employees more Poo. than any other company. If you feel that you do not receive your fair share of Poo., please see your manager. you will immediately be placed at the top of the Poo. list.

Our managers are especially skilled in seeing that you get all the Poo. you can handle. Employees who don't take Poo. will be placed in the Department of Employee Evaluation Program. (D.E.E.P.Poo.) Those who fail to take Poo. will have to go to Employees Attitude Training. (E.A.T.Poo.)

Since our managers took. Poo., they don't have to do Poo. any more because they are full of Poo. already. If you are full of Poo., you may be qualified to train others. We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List(B.U.L.L.Poo.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L.Poo. will get Poo. jobs and can apply for a Promotion to Director of Intensity Programming(D.I.P.Poo) If you have any questions, please direct them to our Head Of Training(H.O.T Poo.)

Thank you, Boss in General (B.I.G.Poo)

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now where is the joke?

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