Two hunters were out in the woods hunting when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.

The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps “My friend is dead! What can I do?

The operator says “calm down, I can help. First lets make sure he is dead.”

“there is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: ‘Ok he's dead, now what?”

Congratulations on your 1000th post on nairaland but unfortunately you are offline(for the first time in history) to receive your award.

Offline it's a joke. And ituen why are you remixing all your jokes.

welcome online ituen
^{*alot things happened while you were offline,but no be my mouth dem go hear that one sha*}

For which mouth dem go take hear am if i no be ur own

Una no try oh. U no say me no get internet connection so i capture one of my friends, set am for job, come dey use im card dey browse.

i went offline to renew the lie so that i can come on again. very soon, im go find out d truth n i'll be in hibernation

oops, there you go, you're offline again, what card are u using to browse??which ISP uses card to browse or no be naija u dey? _wondering

relltel. i know u dey use 2-way motorola radio browsse

Reltel dey browse..its only multilinks and starcomms i recognise, you're kinda weird so you need weird ISP too

Why not

folahann:

Why not

why not what??meaning??

showbobo:

Reltel dey browse..its only multilinks and starcomms i recognise, you're kind of weird so you need weird ISP too

are u still in hell?

its time to whoop somebody's ass^{*runs to grab a horsewhip*}

^{*grabs a whip and hands it over to kronkykay*
*Lies flat on the ground*}

As the whip gets to work

he yells ^{*have mercy upon me master, i know i have been a bad slave to this plantation*}

you're naughty

showbobo:

you're naughty

no long thing!

Fred kruger sorry i mean kronkay pls remove that pics from your profile

Tope,

do u know that kronkykay is mmore handsome than u are

Wonder when i'll have that many posts. Ituen you really make my day, never read so many funny jokes in my life!

Alas abi?

Alas abi?

Double N:

Wonder when i'll have that many posts. Ituen you really make my day, never read so many funny jokes in my life!

Thanks mate