A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While in there, the husband tells his wife: “listen, this guy’s an escape convict. He’s probably spent lots of time in jail and has not seen a woman in years. I saw who he kissed your neck. “if he wants sex, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates u. this guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”

The wife responds: “he wasn’t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay and thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you.

lol nice one

tnks gurl

if na me.u no go thank me o, woman wrapper

Nobody

showbobo:

if na me.u no go thank me o, woman wrapper

sniff sniff sniff _{*smells inferiority complex brewing*}

buhaha buhaha

make i thank you on his behalf-------10q, 10q, 10q, 10q, 4q, 10, 4q, 10q, 10, 10q


*still sniffing* _{smells jealousy and anger on his finger tips}

don't u dare type nonsense.

Ha hn, avnt u sedn dis here urself?

kronkykay:

sniff sniff sniff _{*smells inferiority complex brewing*}

buhaha buhaha

make i thank you on his behalf-------10q, 10q, 10q, 10q, 4q, 10, 4q, 10q, 10, 10q


*still sniffing* _{smells jealousy and anger on his finger tips}

don't u dare type nonsense.

^{*tightening his fist*}i go blow that your nose wey you dey take sniff nonsense now.

why call him woman wrapper

4qu kisn oops 10qn me