A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, “Hey Tope! How r u doin?” His wife is puzzled and asked if he’s been her before?

“Oh no,” says Tope, he’s on my bowling team.

When they are seated, the waitress asks if Tope wants a Budweiser as usual. His wife is increasingly becoming uncomfortable and says; “how did she know u drink Budweiser?”

“She’s in the ladies’ bowling league, honey. We share lanes with them.”

A stripper then comes to the table, throws her arms round Tope and says; “Hi Tope, u want ur usual table dance, big boy?”

Tope’s wife, now furious grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Tope follows her and gets into the cab just about when the wife wanted to close the door. He tries to explain how the stripper musta mistaken him for another person, but his wife is screaming and wants to hear nothing of it, calling him all sort of names.

The cabby turns his head and says, “Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Tope.”

It ain't funny at all i wonder where you get this silly jokes nowadays.

It ain't funny at all i wonder where you get this silly jokes nowadays.

tope_teadr:

It ain't funny at all i wonder where you get this silly jokes nowadays.

HAHAHAHAHA_{*poor boy*}

*signs*hmmm

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d

Ituen i thought they said you went offline. I knew it was impossible.

Tope ur an idiot

now u wan amputate me abi

@tope pls amputate his hands

i don die. . . . .

Mr Amputee , how are you feeling now

What is funny in this as a Naija man will say

naija man or ghana man, the fact is the joke is funny, ok??

it's simple! can't ya'll just see?
tope is high class regular @ the strip club. even has a personal taxi for his slaughtering afterwards.

Tope bad guy .na everywhere dem know am even EMPIRE,OJUELEGBA and others

make una no abuse me oh!

I no even reach strip club before even though i have the pole

tope_teadr:

make una no abuse me oh!

I no even reach strip club before even though i have the pole

DON TOPE

Don Tope a.k.a Ashawo of Nairaland, Jokes department

Lol

Now how does he explain the last one?

I am not an ashawo, is it coz i installed a strip pole in my bedroom. Or because aiphine dances on it every night.

Ituen what's wrong with you? this joke is extra stale.
tdear what's with your love for hookers? Abi nairaland babes no gree you?

funny

Wow! The Cabbie has said it all.

*Luks up*

I dont know the difference between TOPE and T-PAIN,they are always in love with the wrong people,if its not a stripper,it would be a bartender or a hooker.Or maybe you're a love-vendor,who knows??

No my main girl is topsy

showbobo:

I don't know the difference between TOPE and T-PAIN,they are always in love with the wrong people,if its not a stripper,it would be a bartender or a hooker.Or maybe you're a love-vendor,who knows??

I like that bro