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9 Reasons why Computers are female by dani1luv: 7:13am On Mar 11, 2012
9 Reasons Why
Computers are
Female
-
What sex is your
computer?

No scientific
experiments has
given the final
results yet, but...
Here you'll find 9
good reasons to
believe why FEMALE
is the right answer.

1. Nobody besides
the person who
created them is able
to understand their
logic.

2. Even your
smallest mistake is
stored immediately
in memory, only to
be a problems later
on - when you're
not expecting it.

3. Their internal
language - that they
use for
communication
between the two -
NO ONE else is able
to understand but
themselves.

4. The message
"Bad command or
filename" is just as
informative as "If
you don't
understand why I'm
angry with you,
then I have no
intension of telling
you!"

5. When you've
finally decided to
have one you'll
know you spend
lots of money on
accessories for it.

6. The system
breaks down at least
once a month - or
more often...

7. The computer
needs the EXACT
words from you

8. You're spending
70% of your time
trying to understand
how it works.

9. Anyway... you
have to admit the
fact once you've
had one you
wouldn't like to live
without it.

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Re: 9 Reasons why Computers are female by braintea(m): 9:38am On Mar 11, 2012
very very stupid poster.
Re: 9 Reasons why Computers are female by dani1luv: 9:40am On Mar 11, 2012
u r a foolish being.
Re: 9 Reasons why Computers are female by braintea(m): 9:42am On Mar 11, 2012
U nnko?
Re: 9 Reasons why Computers are female by mikuz(m): 12:31pm On Mar 11, 2012
Where is the yoke?
Re: 9 Reasons why Computers are female by bunmioguns(m): 12:41pm On Mar 11, 2012
u tried though na jst copy and paste. . .


Abeg where r d smileys here nw, na jst d one i knw d shortcut to i dey apply
Re: 9 Reasons why Computers are female by dani1luv: 12:53pm On Mar 11, 2012
bunmioguns: u tried though na jst copy and paste. . .


Abeg where r d smileys here nw, na jst d one i knw d shortcut to i dey apply
you definitely r on mobile
Re: 9 Reasons why Computers are female by bunmioguns(m): 1:29pm On Mar 11, 2012
@Dani. . . . Yeah
Re: 9 Reasons why Computers are female by dani1luv: 1:37pm On Mar 11, 2012
dnt worry, the smileys r showing, when you get to ur pc u'ld see em'
Re: 9 Reasons why Computers are female by bunmioguns(m): 1:51pm On Mar 11, 2012
@Dani...no lele . . .am nt saying it is nt showing, bt am using d one i knw d keypad shortcut . .like nw i dont knw d keypad shortcut to undecided . . So i cant use it, bt dt of big grin, tongue and some others i knw. . .anyhw, its pretty cool sha
Re: 9 Reasons why Computers are female by dani1luv: 2:00pm On Mar 11, 2012
Are you sure u knw ow to use nokia very well?? C'mmon check well nokia has some smiley's jor..anywai dz the waeva for undecided : - /
Re: 9 Reasons why Computers are female by bunmioguns(m): 2:24pm On Mar 11, 2012
kk. . .thanks
Re: 9 Reasons why Computers are female by dani1luv: 2:31pm On Mar 11, 2012
My bill is a night with swtchicgirl
Re: 9 Reasons why Computers are female by bunmioguns(m): 3:52pm On Mar 11, 2012
dani1luv: My bill is a night with swtchicgirl


ashawo. . .bt d gal no they do man to woman, rmbr sey she be lesb
Re: 9 Reasons why Computers are female by Nobody: 8:35pm On Mar 12, 2012
U tried!
Re: 9 Reasons why Computers are female by Agybabe(f): 9:34pm On Mar 12, 2012
So love your computer.
Re: 9 Reasons why Computers are female by sutoboy(m): 4:04am On Mar 13, 2012
smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley wink wink cheesy angry angry shocked lipsrsealed undecided kiss cry cry cry
Re: 9 Reasons why Computers are female by dani1luv: 10:43am On Mar 13, 2012
bunmioguns:


ashawo. . .bt d gal no they do man to woman, rmbr sey she be lesb

and I go put foam inside bra grin grin
Re: 9 Reasons why Computers are female by dani1luv: 10:44am On Mar 13, 2012
Thanks
Re: 9 Reasons why Computers are female by bunmioguns(m): 8:20pm On Mar 13, 2012
dani1luv:

and I go put foam inside bra grin grin


grin grin grin grin grin grin naughty mode

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