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9 Reasons why Computers are female by dani1luv: 7:13am On Mar 11, 2012 |
9 Reasons Why Computers are Female - What sex is your computer? No scientific experiments has given the final results yet, but... Here you'll find 9 good reasons to believe why FEMALE is the right answer. 1. Nobody besides the person who created them is able to understand their logic. 2. Even your smallest mistake is stored immediately in memory, only to be a problems later on - when you're not expecting it. 3. Their internal language - that they use for communication between the two - NO ONE else is able to understand but themselves. 4. The message "Bad command or filename" is just as informative as "If you don't understand why I'm angry with you, then I have no intension of telling you!" 5. When you've finally decided to have one you'll know you spend lots of money on accessories for it. 6. The system breaks down at least once a month - or more often... 7. The computer needs the EXACT words from you 8. You're spending 70% of your time trying to understand how it works. 9. Anyway... you have to admit the fact once you've had one you wouldn't like to live without it. 1 Like |
Re: 9 Reasons why Computers are female by braintea(m): 9:38am On Mar 11, 2012 |
very very stupid poster. |
Re: 9 Reasons why Computers are female by dani1luv: 9:40am On Mar 11, 2012 |
u r a foolish being. |
Re: 9 Reasons why Computers are female by braintea(m): 9:42am On Mar 11, 2012 |
U nnko? |
Re: 9 Reasons why Computers are female by mikuz(m): 12:31pm On Mar 11, 2012 |
Where is the yoke? |
Re: 9 Reasons why Computers are female by bunmioguns(m): 12:41pm On Mar 11, 2012 |
u tried though na jst copy and paste. . . Abeg where r d smileys here nw, na jst d one i knw d shortcut to i dey apply |
Re: 9 Reasons why Computers are female by dani1luv: 12:53pm On Mar 11, 2012 |
bunmioguns: u tried though na jst copy and paste. . .you definitely r on mobile |
Re: 9 Reasons why Computers are female by bunmioguns(m): 1:29pm On Mar 11, 2012 |
@Dani. . . . Yeah |
Re: 9 Reasons why Computers are female by dani1luv: 1:37pm On Mar 11, 2012 |
dnt worry, the smileys r showing, when you get to ur pc u'ld see em' |
Re: 9 Reasons why Computers are female by bunmioguns(m): 1:51pm On Mar 11, 2012 |
@Dani...no lele . . .am nt saying it is nt showing, bt am using d one i knw d keypad shortcut . .like nw i dont knw d keypad shortcut to undecided . . So i cant use it, bt dt of big grin, tongue and some others i knw. . .anyhw, its pretty cool sha |
Re: 9 Reasons why Computers are female by dani1luv: 2:00pm On Mar 11, 2012 |
Are you sure u knw ow to use nokia very well?? C'mmon check well nokia has some smiley's jor..anywai dz the waeva for undecided : - / |
Re: 9 Reasons why Computers are female by bunmioguns(m): 2:24pm On Mar 11, 2012 |
kk. . .thanks |
Re: 9 Reasons why Computers are female by dani1luv: 2:31pm On Mar 11, 2012 |
My bill is a night with swtchicgirl |
Re: 9 Reasons why Computers are female by bunmioguns(m): 3:52pm On Mar 11, 2012 |
dani1luv: My bill is a night with swtchicgirl ashawo. . .bt d gal no they do man to woman, rmbr sey she be lesb |
Re: 9 Reasons why Computers are female by Nobody: 8:35pm On Mar 12, 2012 |
U tried! |
Re: 9 Reasons why Computers are female by Agybabe(f): 9:34pm On Mar 12, 2012 |
So love your computer. |
Re: 9 Reasons why Computers are female by sutoboy(m): 4:04am On Mar 13, 2012 |
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Re: 9 Reasons why Computers are female by dani1luv: 10:43am On Mar 13, 2012 |
bunmioguns: and I go put foam inside bra ![]() ![]() |
Re: 9 Reasons why Computers are female by dani1luv: 10:44am On Mar 13, 2012 |
Thanks |
Re: 9 Reasons why Computers are female by bunmioguns(m): 8:20pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
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