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| Naughty Johnny by bunmioguns(m): 1:47pm On Mar 11, 2012 |
One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teacher's tent and asks "Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?". His teacher replies "NO" Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me". "OK then, just for tonight" the teacher replies. Johnny jumps into bed with her and asks "Miss can I please play with your belly button with my finger". She again says "NO". "But my mummy lets me" says Johnny again. "Well I suppose it's OK" replies the teacher. Things are silent for a few minutes until the teacher leaps up screaming "THAT'S NOT MY BELLY BUTTON" Little Johnny replies "It ain't my finger either".  THE TEACHER COLLAPSED  |
| Re: Naughty Johnny by dani1luv: 1:53pm On Mar 11, 2012 |
u this yoruba boi! |
| Re: Naughty Johnny by bunmioguns(m): 1:57pm On Mar 11, 2012 |
dani1luv: u this yoruba boi! why u come change everything nw, shey na only u dey bear Dani ni *give him a hot slap* |
| Re: Naughty Johnny by dani1luv: 2:02pm On Mar 11, 2012 |
Am the only 'Mod' dat bears dani. . *turns d oda cheek* |
| Re: Naughty Johnny by bunmioguns(m): 2:21pm On Mar 11, 2012 |
*forgives him* |
| Re: Naughty Johnny by dani1luv: 2:33pm On Mar 11, 2012 |
*reads my bible* leave a msg |
| Re: Naughty Johnny by Nobody: 8:38pm On Mar 12, 2012 |
Not too funny abeg! |
| Re: Naughty Johnny by Agybabe(f): 9:30pm On Mar 12, 2012 |
Who owns the hand? |
| Re: Naughty Johnny by bunmioguns(m): 2:12am On Mar 13, 2012 |
booqee: Not too funny abeg! u diz girl again. . .anyway, dani modified d joke. . . |
| Re: Naughty Johnny by bunmioguns(m): 2:14am On Mar 13, 2012 |
Agybabe: Who owns the hand? wht type of qst is dis? |
| Re: Naughty Johnny by bunmioguns(m): 2:15am On Mar 13, 2012 |
dani1luv: *reads my bible* I go faint if I see u reading a Bible . . U Bible *lapping in Wazobia* |
| Re: Naughty Johnny by sutoboy(m): 4:17am On Mar 13, 2012 |
Enters the thread and searching for the Joke! |
| Re: Naughty Johnny by Homar(m): 5:48am On Mar 13, 2012 |
Lol badt johnny |
| Re: Naughty Johnny by Agybabe(f): 11:21am On Mar 13, 2012 |
bunmioguns:a question that requires an answer. |
| Re: Naughty Johnny by Vivly(f): 11:26am On Mar 13, 2012 |
Can i laff plssss? |
| Re: Naughty Johnny by Nobody: 2:46pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
@ poster... THE TEACHER COLLAPSED !!!!! and so  ? @ poster... THE TEACHER COLLAPSED !!!!! and so? @ poster... THE TEACHER COLLAPSED !!!!! and so? |
| Re: Naughty Johnny by Nobody: 2:48pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
bunmioguns: yes........this is the joke!!!! |
| Re: Naughty Johnny by bashydemy(m): 5:00pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
@OP the teacher fainted and what happen next? |
| Re: Naughty Johnny by bunmioguns(m): 7:30pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
MOGUL.O: u need serious help |
| Re: Naughty Johnny by bunmioguns(m): 7:32pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
bashy_demy: @OP the teacher fainted and what happen next? Police came and arrested d father of d boy which was u and u were sentenced to 80 years imprisonment wit hard labor dts d end. |
| Re: Naughty Johnny by bunmioguns(m): 7:33pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
Vivly: Can i laff plssss? if u wish Eediot |
| Re: Naughty Johnny by bunmioguns(m): 7:35pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
Homar: Lol badt johnny No mind Dani, I used his name and he quickly modified it and inserted Lil Johnny |
| Re: Naughty Johnny by bright007(f): 7:47pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
Where is d joke? |
| Re: Naughty Johnny by bunmioguns(m): 7:55pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
bright007: Where is d joke? u don come againanyway. . Check ur dirty boxer. . U will find it there  |
| Re: Naughty Johnny by bright007(f): 8:36pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
Na so madness take dey start.thank God for Yaba left,its not yet overcrowded. |
| Re: Naughty Johnny by bunmioguns(m): 9:05pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
bright007: Na so madness take dey start.thank God for Yaba left,its not yet overcrowded. e be like say u don reach there before shitz eater |
| Re: Naughty Johnny by bright007(f): 9:09pm On Mar 13, 2012 |
*must u tell everyone u inherited your madness? |
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