@ Ishilove

Actually I just saw Vanguard story about a Pidgin English version of the bible. So your response is not needed anymore, since this is someone else work. Thanks all the same.

wahala dey oh.... wettin concern bible concern ogunpa river. LMAO

walahi ur head dey dia gidigba... i no fit laugh

lorretta u: But it doesn't sound holy.that's the disadvantage

Come again..?! You have a one track mind... By the way that book is not holy ...people make it holy..so the pidgin book na the same people go make am Holy..

D CAN presido know say na only pigin bible fit cast evil for warri

Ishilove: ‎​​PSALM 23 IN PIDGIN ENGLISH
1. The Lord na mai Shepherd, I dey kampKe
2. He make me sidon for where betta dey flow and come put me next to stream make mai bodi Thermacool.
3. He panel beat my soul come spray am white, come dey lead me dey go through express road of righteousness for sake of Hin Name.
4. Walahi! If I waka pass where arm robber, 419, and juju people borku, come even join okada reach valley of the shadow of death sef, mai bodi dey inside cloth. Your rod and staff nko? Na so them dey like back bone dey comfort me.
5.You don prepare Banga and starch make I chop. All my enemies dey look anyaya. You rob me for head wit Vaseline Intensive Lotion. My cup na Ogunpa River wey come overflow hin bank.
6. True, true, betta life & mercy go gum my back till I quench. And man go tanda for God house sotey sotey from Lai lai to lai lai. GOD ALMIGHTY, NA YOU BIKO. AMIN!!

Here is the original version of the thread created as far back as 2011. This topic has been treated before
https://www.nairaland.com/829349/finally-psalm-23-nigerian-pidgin

GooseBaba:

Come again..?! You have a one track mind... By the way that book is not holy ...people make it holy..so the pidgin book na the same people go make am Holy..

I think I understand Loretta's point of view. Can you really focus and be serious reading that version whilst praying to your God? Ordinarily, Pidgin English is funny particularly when spoken by Warri boys.

Lol.. na u try paz

3ace:
I think I understand Loretta's point of view. Can you really focus and be serious reading that version whilst praying to your God? Ordinarily, Pidgin English is funny particularly when spoken by Warri boys.

To you it's funny.. But in warri this is straight up conversation... Water no get muscle but e dey suppress strong man...thins like this we we for area dey understand but outsiders are entertained by it.

adeoflagos: @ Ishilove

Thanks for the post. On the positive side and for a positive purpose. I need to know the following:
- Is this your own original idea? (need to know 'cause I just saw the same lines in a blog-spot someone put here)

Nope . It was a BBM broadcast which I found so hilarious I just had to share it

adeoflagos:
- Can you do this in a less satirical way? (without compromising the power of expression, and moreso there may be people out there who could be sensitive to the use of certain words).

I guess I can. I have never tried it, but I guess I will be able to

adeoflagos:
- Will you be able to work with a professional linguist?

Same as above

adeoflagos:
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Ishilove: Lol. D translation funny me too no be small. Em, but wait o,"Holy Bible: Pidgin version" go make serious sense o. E go allow the humble street trader and artisan undastand the bible wella

Now u get d logic. and dat is what it is originally made to be.

I know dis is from a guy nt a girl, no offence meant n no gender disparity....so funny.

Omo Alata: Matthew 11:12

The violent take it by force
The violent take am giri-giri

OR
Na the gara-gara dey take am giri-giri

CohenJane:


I know say you be 'omo ita'

Na you sabi o

greatgod2012: i love this, makes sense, easily understandable

Is hardly understandable

but y d date kon dey 2012 instead 2013?

Hilarious! Just read it to all the girls at the salon and we all had a good laugh!

This is serious funny and hilarious... Nice one though

4. Walahi! If I waka pass where arm robber, 419, and juju people borku, come even join okada reach valley of the shadow of death sef, mai bodi dey inside cloth. Your rod and staff nko? Na so them dey like back bone dey comfort me.

So Wallahi dey 4 Bible context? slowly but surely.

Toonice: but y d date kon dey 2012 instead 2013?

It was originally posted since Feb, 2012...... But just getting to front page now.

nonsence, rubbish

Clown!

This is heresy,or let me say perverted word of God

hopelink1: This is heresy,or let me say perverted word of God

Abeg make we hear word! Op,thank u wellu wellu.whether na 2010 or naw, me self,I like am

Ishilove: ‎​​PSALM 23 IN PIDGIN ENGLISH
1. The Lord na mai Shepherd, I dey kampKe
2. He make me sidon for where betta dey flow and come put me next to stream make mai bodi Thermacool.
3. He panel beat my soul come spray am white, come dey lead me dey go through express road of righteousness for sake of Hin Name.
4. Walahi! If I waka pass where arm robber, 419, and juju people borku, come even join okada reach valley of the shadow of death sef, mai bodi dey inside cloth. Your rod and staff nko? Na so them dey like back bone dey comfort me.
5.You don prepare Banga and starch make I chop. All my enemies dey look anyaya. You rob me for head wit Vaseline Intensive Lotion. My cup na Ogunpa River wey come overflow hin bank.
6. True, true, betta life & mercy go gum my back till I quench. And man go tanda for God house sotey sotey from Lai lai to lai lai. GOD ALMIGHTY, NA YOU BIKO. AMIN!!

why front page na, i thought rule 21 should have been applied here. Lol

Ishilove: ‎​​PSALM 23 IN PIDGIN ENGLISH
1. The Lord na mai Shepherd, I dey kampKe
2. He make me sidon for where betta dey flow and come put me next to stream make mai bodi Thermacool.
3. He panel beat my soul come spray am white, come dey lead me dey go through express road of righteousness for sake of Hin Name.
4. Walahi! If I waka pass where arm robber, 419, and juju people borku, come even join okada reach valley of the shadow of death sef, mai bodi dey inside cloth. Your rod and staff nko? Na so them dey like back bone dey comfort me.
5.You don prepare Banga and starch make I chop. All my enemies dey look anyaya. You rob me for head wit Vaseline Intensive Lotion. My cup na Ogunpa River wey come overflow hin bank.
6. True, true, betta life & mercy go gum my back till I quench. And man go tanda for God house sotey sotey from Lai lai to lai lai. GOD ALMIGHTY, NA YOU BIKO. AMIN!!

why front page na, i thought rule 21 should have been applied here. Lol

hopelink1: This is heresy,or let me say perverted word of God

Smh

Ishilove: ‎​​PSALM 23 IN PIDGIN ENGLISH
1. The Lord na mai Shepherd, I dey kampKe
2. He make me sidon for where betta dey flow and come put me next to stream make mai bodi Thermacool.
3. He panel beat my soul come spray am white, come dey lead me dey go through express road of righteousness for sake of Hin Name.
4. Walahi! If I waka pass where arm robber, 419, and juju people borku, come even join okada reach valley of the shadow of death sef, mai bodi dey inside cloth. Your rod and staff nko? Na so them dey like back bone dey comfort me.
5.You don prepare Banga and starch make I chop. All my enemies dey look anyaya. You rob me for head wit Vaseline Intensive Lotion. My cup na Ogunpa River wey come overflow hin bank.
6. True, true, betta life & mercy go gum my back till I quench. And man go tanda for God house sotey sotey from Lai lai to lai lai. GOD ALMIGHTY, NA YOU BIKO. AM


IN!!

i saw 66 likes nd i shook my head. What are the reasons for liking dis trash. Pls,God should be adored and worshipped. This write up is just a mockery to God. The post should be removed frm front page pls.

Pigin version was lanched in Warri

emblexxx:

that's how ur mentality will grow nonstop, in the case of bible, now u know it has different false version, people just sit every year to write a new version of bible which they make amendments to.
Mek Una wake up oh, End time is near

my dear i fear for lives of people oh, it doesn't sound funny to me at all but anoter means to mislead people. GOD SAVE US ALL

Phillfree: Reinhard Bonke: "As the boat was sailing there was a great
storm"
Ishilove: " As the canoe dey remove naim yawa come
gas"
Reinhard Bonke: " the storm was so great that it was like a whirl
wind"
Ishilove: "the yawa na die so tay kasala burst enter"
Reinhard Bonke: " the disciples were now afraid and they shouted
master master"
Ishilove: "naim liver drop him pallies, dem begin hala
bros bros"
Reinhard Bonke: " Jesus got up and calm down the wind"
Ishilove: "Naim Jesus rise and arrange the yawa"
Reinhard Bonke: " He turned to his disciples and said, you are
men of little faith"
Ishilove: Na so Jesus look him pallies, shake him head
and say UNA FALL MY HAND"

I swear I am laughing like a mad woman