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Ituen And Tope_teadr. by freezy(m): 10:25am On Oct 29, 2007
Ituen came home just in time to find his gay lover Tope_teadr in bed with another man.

In a total rage, ituen dragged Teadr down the stairs to the garage and put his di*k in a vice.

He then secured it tightly and removed the handle.

Next he picked up a hacksaw.

Teadr terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?"

Ituen smiled, dropped the saw beside the vice and with a with a gleam of revenge in his eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire. . . "
Re: Ituen And Tope_teadr. by Origin(f): 3:33pm On Oct 29, 2007
I'm still LOL.
Gawd u people r awful. grin
Freezy what gave u such an idea.
Re: Ituen And Tope_teadr. by tionne(f): 3:54pm On Oct 29, 2007
wonder what tope will do next lol

nice cheesy
Re: Ituen And Tope_teadr. by ituen(m): 8:14pm On Oct 29, 2007
@freezy

guy, am coming for you soon.
Re: Ituen And Tope_teadr. by showbobo(m): 8:29pm On Oct 29, 2007
just like the movie SAW
Re: Ituen And Tope_teadr. by ituen(m): 8:36pm On Oct 29, 2007
U sabi am jare
Re: Ituen And Tope_teadr. by showbobo(m): 8:53pm On Oct 29, 2007
what parts have you seen
Re: Ituen And Tope_teadr. by ituen(m): 9:02pm On Oct 29, 2007
part 1 - 3
Re: Ituen And Tope_teadr. by showbobo(m): 9:28pm On Oct 29, 2007
cool.the part 4 would soon be out.i love the film alot infact its my best horror movie of all time.Part 2 Scared me most, which one scared you alot??
Re: Ituen And Tope_teadr. by ituen(m): 10:54pm On Oct 29, 2007
Part 3 cos the ending part was so confusing. remove the gory part and focus on the moral lesson of the film, then u'll not find it scary. i wonder wetin dem wan act for part 4 when the man and his student are dead
Re: Ituen And Tope_teadr. by topeteadr(m): 11:07pm On Oct 29, 2007
Oh freezy there you go with that mistake again. That wasn't me that was your sister, and i was at ur house ban*ing your girlfriend when you came home, the strange noice coming from the house was from me when i was finding it hard to stay comfortable in ur wardrobe. I later stole out through the window.
Re: Ituen And Tope_teadr. by showbobo(m): 11:34pm On Oct 29, 2007
yeah the part 3 was quite confusing.the part 4,5,6 are to be out soon anyway.
Re: Ituen And Tope_teadr. by ituen(m): 11:43pm On Oct 29, 2007
Na wa for u oh. E be like say na Naija film u dey talk abt.
Re: Ituen And Tope_teadr. by showbobo(m): 11:49pm On Oct 29, 2007
oops, knowledge is poor.you can look it up on the internet.shebi u sabi operate computer??
Re: Ituen And Tope_teadr. by topeteadr(m): 11:50pm On Oct 29, 2007
Wetin that one kan mean.
Re: Ituen And Tope_teadr. by showbobo(m): 11:52pm On Oct 29, 2007
means SHUT DA F UP.its non of ya biz
Re: Ituen And Tope_teadr. by topeteadr(m): 11:56pm On Oct 29, 2007
@showbobo why are you angry, is it b'cos of that boomerang attack. Well sorry, and tell me how do u fell. I heard you sustained serious injuries and broke all ur bones.
Re: Ituen And Tope_teadr. by topeteadr(m): 11:56pm On Oct 29, 2007
So tell me who is da champion.
Re: Ituen And Tope_teadr. by showbobo(m): 11:58pm On Oct 29, 2007
not angry bro.would never be angry at ya,just fooling around learning how to use words.ya know i'm still in kindergaten.*atleast i don yabb myself for ya*
Re: Ituen And Tope_teadr. by topeteadr(m): 12:22am On Oct 30, 2007
Ok ok that's fine.
Re: Ituen And Tope_teadr. by topeteadr(m): 12:23am On Oct 30, 2007
Ok ok that's fine.
Re: Ituen And Tope_teadr. by showbobo(m): 12:24am On Oct 30, 2007
naughty grin grin
Re: Ituen And Tope_teadr. by kronkykay(m): 1:30am On Oct 30, 2007
thank you-----thank you------thank you
ya'll can get bak 2 the joke now.
Re: Ituen And Tope_teadr. by showbobo(m): 1:42am On Oct 30, 2007
*crawling back to the joke*
Re: Ituen And Tope_teadr. by iwajay(m): 8:50am On Oct 30, 2007
Hey, can i find one sane man in the house?
Re: Ituen And Tope_teadr. by topeteadr(m): 8:57am On Oct 30, 2007
That would be me.
Re: Ituen And Tope_teadr. by Migines(m): 9:52pm On Oct 30, 2007
Buaahagbha. Nice freezy. U ice the $hit
Re: Ituen And Tope_teadr. by freezy(m): 8:45am On Oct 31, 2007
Ituen aint seen nothing yet smiley
Re: Ituen And Tope_teadr. by jiddah: 11:15am On Oct 31, 2007
@freezy,
tope treadr aint seen nothing yet, innit?
dat was a nice one,hit him again!
Re: Ituen And Tope_teadr. by showbobo(m): 1:45pm On Oct 31, 2007
*watching the old men as they are fooling themselves*
Re: Ituen And Tope_teadr. by ituen(m): 3:56pm On Nov 02, 2007
freezy:

Ituen aint seen nothing yet smiley

I'll be back

showbobo:

*watching the old men as they are fooling themselves*

My brother showbobo, na tru talk. Its not all old men that are wise and its a bloody lie if we say wisdom comes with age
Re: Ituen And Tope_teadr. by Migines(m): 4:07pm On Nov 02, 2007
I've notice it on this thread

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