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Top 20 Signs Forces From Your Village Dey Pursue You. . .projan by bingbagbo(m): 6:51pm On Mar 16, 2012 |
1. When you drink gari for lunch even on the first day of the month. 2. When you come before 2 minutes in bed 3. When houseflies chase you even in a car 4. When your salary delays for two months 5. when you give birth to two bouncing bow-legged boys 6. When a boko haramer enters your church 7. When your menses delay for three weeks 8. When you spend more than 18 minutes at the toilet 9. When there are lots of pimples on your face 10.When everybody asks "where is the joke?" whenever you post your jokes 11.When mosquitoes love to bite you 12.when you impregnate your only dog 13.when your car is always on reverse gear 14.when you eat less than four times a day 15.if your trousers are shorter than your legs 16.if you have just been recruited to join the naija police 17.if you are in your mid thirties and still unmarried 18. when dogs bark at you wherever you go 19. when you dey bleep ashewo often 20.f you have had time to read this nonsense up to 20 21. when you are a member of NPJC |
Re: Top 20 Signs Forces From Your Village Dey Pursue You. . .projan by bunmioguns(m): 6:57pm On Mar 16, 2012 |
Re: Top 20 Signs Forces From Your Village Dey Pursue You. . .projan by Nobody: 7:05pm On Mar 16, 2012 |
really? ur own reach 21 ni whts NPJC? |
Re: Top 20 Signs Forces From Your Village Dey Pursue You. . .projan by bingbagbo(m): 7:33pm On Mar 16, 2012 |
~vicky~: NPJC IS THE [b]N[/b]ON-[b]P[/b]ROGRESSIVE [b]J[/b]OKERS [b]C[/b]LUB |
Re: Top 20 Signs Forces From Your Village Dey Pursue You. . .projan by Nobody: 7:48pm On Mar 16, 2012 |
[quote author=bin gbagbo] NPJC IS THE [b]N[/b]ON-[b]P[/b]ROGRESSIVE [b]J[/b]OKERS [b]C[/b]LUB [/quo hmmm |
Re: Top 20 Signs Forces From Your Village Dey Pursue You. . .projan by bingbagbo(m): 1:15pm On Mar 17, 2012 |
^^^ why hmmmmmm |
Re: Top 20 Signs Forces From Your Village Dey Pursue You. . .projan by bunmioguns(m): 6:14am On Mar 18, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: ^^^ she don dey trip for you be dt |
Re: Top 20 Signs Forces From Your Village Dey Pursue You. . .projan by Ruqaya(f): 9:24pm On Mar 18, 2012 |
22. When u join PROJAN |
Re: Top 20 Signs Forces From Your Village Dey Pursue You. . .projan by bunmioguns(m): 4:27am On Mar 19, 2012 |
Ruqaya: 22. When u join PROJAN beta ppl dey talk, u sef dey talk o ga ooo |
Re: Top 20 Signs Forces From Your Village Dey Pursue You. . .projan by Ruqaya(f): 6:22pm On Mar 19, 2012 |
bunmioguns:what are u |
Re: Top 20 Signs Forces From Your Village Dey Pursue You. . .projan by bingbagbo(m): 7:30am On Mar 21, 2012 |
@ ruqaya witch!!! |
Re: Top 20 Signs Forces From Your Village Dey Pursue You. . .projan by Ruqaya(f): 1:42pm On Mar 21, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: @ ruqaya witch!!!wizard |
Re: Top 20 Signs Forces From Your Village Dey Pursue You. . .projan by Nobody: 6:03pm On Mar 21, 2012 |
bunmioguns: wdf |
Re: Top 20 Signs Forces From Your Village Dey Pursue You. . .projan by sutoboy(m): 8:20am On Mar 22, 2012 |
Join projan and go to hell! |
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