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Bin Goes To Church by ekeroyal(m): 4:19pm On Mar 19, 2012

A true Story of why Bin~~LADEN~~ no longer goes to church

Bin showed up at work one day with a black eye. When his co- workers saw him they asked him what had happened. He told them it had happened at church. They
didn't believe him, and wanted to know what really happened.

So he told them, "I went to the church. I got on my knees and prayed. When I stood up to sing the hymns, there in front of me was the biggest woman I had ever
seen. Her dress was stuck in her butt-crack, so being the gentleman I am, I reached over and pulled it out for her. She did not like that, so she hit me." The
guys laughed and ribbed him about it all day.

The next week he showed up to work and his face was beat bad! Again the guys asked him what had happened and he told them he'd got beaten up at church. Again
they didn't believe him, so he explained, "I went to the church. I got on my knees and prayed. When I stood up to sing the hymns, there in front of me was
that same big woman with her dress again stuck up her butt-crack."

At this point the other men interrupted and said, "Please tell us you didn't pull her dress out of her crack again?"

"No, the guy standing beside me did, and I knew she didn't like that, so I shoved it back in."

The third week, Bin goes to work again with even a broken nose. His colleagues taunted him "don't tell us it has something to do with that big woman.
Bin replies "I didn't touch her skirt. "So what is it?" they queried, "I started minding my business since I understood her kind of person. And on Sunday after prayers
I observed her skirt was in her butt again so I advised the guy on my right to pull it out and the guy on my left to return it", he narrates. "When she turned turned back
they both continued praying while I got a fair spoil of her knuckles.

Re: Bin Goes To Church by bunmioguns(m): 4:25pm On Mar 19, 2012

Re: Bin Goes To Church by seoexp101: 4:35pm On Mar 19, 2012

Re: Bin Goes To Church by dani1luv: 4:48pm On Mar 19, 2012

In summary?? undecided

Re: Bin Goes To Church by ekeroyal(m): 8:29am On Mar 20, 2012

Re: Bin Goes To Church by ekeroyal(m): 8:29am On Mar 20, 2012

dani1luv: In summary??

you joystick's missing, go for deliverance maybe it could be found.

Re: Bin Goes To Church by bunmioguns(m): 10:06am On Mar 21, 2012

ekeroyal:

you joystick's missing, go for deliverance maybe it could be found.

Just let Ruqaya see dis statement, u are in original trouble cheesy

Re: Bin Goes To Church by swtchicgurl: 11:01am On Mar 21, 2012

mtchew
wat's d joke all about sef? undecided

Re: Bin Goes To Church by ekeroyal(m): 12:44pm On Mar 21, 2012

bunmioguns:

Just let Ruqaya see dis statement, u are in original trouble

Pls stop that shiiiitt. Ruqaya is with NJPC not Projan, besides what business does she have with your nefariously amputated joystick? angry

swtchicgurl:
mtchew
wat's d joke all about sef?

Mrs. Mcnepow, former Mrs. Mikuz could you pls go away before Bunmi descends on you? Why are you stalking him? embarassed

Re: Bin Goes To Church by Ruqaya(f): 2:19pm On Mar 21, 2012

bunmioguns:

Just let Ruqaya see dis statement, u are in original trouble

what has dis got 2 do with me?

Re: Bin Goes To Church by Nobody: 6:33pm On Mar 21, 2012

dis 1 sef na joke?

vomiting

Re: Bin Goes To Church by ekeroyal(m): 4:04am On Mar 23, 2012

~vicky~:
dis 1 sef na joke?

vomiting

sign of early pregnancy, don't tell me you visited bunmi embarassed

Re: Bin Goes To Church by bunmioguns(m): 3:37pm On Mar 23, 2012

Ruqaya:
what has dis got 2 do with me?

You wan deny am say Dani no be ur Fiancee? undecided

Re: Bin Goes To Church by bunmioguns(m): 3:39pm On Mar 23, 2012

ekeroyal:

sign of early pregnancy, don't tell me you visited bunmi

What if he visited me nko, and beside, wetin concern you undecided

Enemy of Progress angry

Re: Bin Goes To Church by ekeroyal(m): 4:02pm On Mar 23, 2012

bunmioguns:

What if he visited me nko, and beside, wetin concern you

Enemy of Progress

I'm not beefing u bro., am only asking her a question. I just want to be sure, so that we know how to handle things in future.

Re: Bin Goes To Church by bunmioguns(m): 4:09pm On Mar 23, 2012

ekeroyal:

I'm not beefing u bro., am only asking here a question. I just want to be sure, so that we know how to handle things in future.

Re: Bin Goes To Church by Nobody: 6:35pm On Mar 23, 2012

ekeroyal:

sign of early pregnancy, don't tell me you visited bunmi

whats wrong with me visiting him

Re: Bin Goes To Church by Nobody: 11:50pm On Mar 23, 2012

~vicky~:
dis 1 sef na joke?

vomiting

am i responsible? embarassed

it wasn't so serious na undecided

Re: Bin Goes To Church by Ruqaya(f): 1:18pm On Mar 24, 2012

bunmioguns:

You wan deny am say Dani no be ur Fiancee?

beg ur pardon.
Don't let's start again pls.

Re: Bin Goes To Church by sutoboy(m): 2:05pm On Mar 24, 2012

re you all back from ur JAMB center?

Re: Bin Goes To Church by Ruqaya(f): 3:34pm On Mar 24, 2012

sutoboy: re you all back from ur JAMB center?

jamb question

Re: Bin Goes To Church by Nobody: 7:11pm On Mar 24, 2012

otooro:

am i responsible?
it wasn't so serious na

hahahaha

re u scared?

Re: Bin Goes To Church by Nobody: 12:07am On Mar 25, 2012

~vicky~:

hahahaha

re u scared?

pls na, lets go for checks embarassed

*praying not to be responsible for it*

Re: Bin Goes To Church by ekeroyal(m): 4:16am On Mar 25, 2012

otooro:

pls na, lets go for checks

*praying not to be responsible for it*

Story! Lmfao, how do you imagine your refurbished joystick to work like a top model one? You're day dreaming. I think Bunmi's responsible.

Re: Bin Goes To Church by Nobody: 5:45am On Mar 25, 2012

ekeroyal:

Story! Lmfao, how do you imagine you refurbished joystick to work like a top model one? You're day dreaming. I think Bunmi's responsible.

if we post a pix of our nozzles here, u think say i no go beat u flat? angry

Re: Bin Goes To Church by Nobody: 2:36pm On Mar 25, 2012

The joke's really funny!
But d comments are more funny..... cheesy

Re: Bin Goes To Church by ekeroyal(m): 6:38pm On Mar 25, 2012

otooro:

if we post a pix of our nozzles here, u think say i no go beat u flat?

No! Don't go there, you've got only joystick. Am the only official owner of Nozzle^TM.
Note, it has the 'TM' symbol with it.

Re: Bin Goes To Church by Nobody: 8:54pm On Mar 25, 2012

ekeroyal:

No! Don't go there, you've got only joystick. Am the only official owner of Nozzle^TM.
Note, it has the 'TM' symbol with it.

mtchew

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