On their anniversary night, the husband sat his wife sat down in the den with her favorite magazine, turned on the soft reading lamp, slipped off her shoes, patted and propped her feet and announced that he was preparing dinner all by himself.

"How romantic!" she thought.

Two-and-a-half hours later, she was still waiting for dinner to be served. She tiptoed to the kitchen and found it in a colossal mess.

Her harried husband, removing something indescribable from the smoking oven, saw her in the doorway. "Almost ready!" he vowed. "Sorry it took me so long -- I had to refill the pepper shaker."

"Why, honey, how long could that have taken you?"

"More'n an hour, I reckon. Wasn't easy stuffin' it through those dumb little holes."

Sorry, but i dont get it.

me too

Lol pls explain.

can't get it! was he as dumb as am thinking?

I think not, i think he is only brainwashed. "No be me say am oh, na keypad type am"

@Poster

i think this guy was cloned from the GUINNESS WORLD RECORD:FOOLISH PERSON OF ALL TIME.no one seems to understand his jokes.i wonder the dumb sites he copies them from.