One sunday, i felt i had enough cash so I invited my girlfriend to genesis resturant. To ma utter horror, she came with two of her friends whereas d money i had could only feed two.
Not wantin to fall ma hands, i welcomed dem. Instead of me going over to d counter nd ordering popcorn, i proudly asked them wat dey cared for. D friend pointed her hands on ma right. I turned thinkin she was pointin at biscuits but no, a whole chicken!
Well sha, i no fit fall ma hands so i bought 3 whole chickens for d girls while i gawped at them eatin ma money. Dey didnt even ask y i wasnt eating. D bill came nd i nearly fainted. But how i go fall my hands for my babe friends. I immediately texted ma broda to bring ma skul fees frm unda d pillow which m dad had just given me for d whole semester. While waitin for ma bros nd d money, d girls stood up to leave but then, d girl dat poionted at d whole chicken asked for takeaway.
Takeaway!!
Mehn. I just excused myself to d toilet. I was abt to enta wen i heard a man complainin 'all dis na d money wey ma oga send me message. Dis gurl don chop am finish'.
A man standin next to me went to d door nd said 'abeg if u don complain finish, abeg cum out make i cum complain abt d girl wey chop our town meetin money wey i dey hold'





i blush

ok
next?

the Joke no phurny bt because it was you then i will seigh it's very funny

bunmioguns: the Joke no phurny bt because it was you then i will seigh it's very funny

Na madness b dat na

bunmioguns: the Joke no phurny bt because it was you then i will seigh it's very funny

A fan of 9ice.....
''gbogbo ogo mi to lo padawa......juwonlo''

mcnepow:
Na madness b dat na

abeg no spoil d show nw, e get sth wey I stil wan collect frm d damsel nw

ayobase:

A fan of 9ice.....
''gbogbo ogo mi to lo padawa......juwonlo''

Mo juwonlo ni Jokes section, Jooooh oooo,

Vivly i like the joke!

bunmioguns:


Mo juwonlo ni Jokes section, Jooooh oooo,

Na today?

bunmioguns:


abeg no spoil d show nw, e get sth wey I stil wan collect frm d damsel nw

Loool. .
#BadtSharpGuy

DONkollione: E.T.C OR JOKE? ..


welldone!

otooro: ok
next?

wat nonsense. I missed out swimming just to give u guys ur one in a battery life time joke only for u to. Haaaaah.
I rest my case. Mikuz take over

Vivly:
wat nonsense. I missed out swimming just to give u guys ur one in a battery life time joke only for u to. Haaaaah.
I rest my case. Mikuz take over

Ur days are numbered if na like this u go dey vex everytime for this NL.
U need to shun the shunnables and hug d hugables...thats NL's style...some are just here to murder spirits.....believe me...
Brace up gel....u gat many battles to fight here!

Tnx dear (gives him a hug)

Vivly: Tnx dear (gives him a hug)

what?

E pain u?

Vivly hi. .

Higher

Lets go swimming

Sorry to say but i dont swim in a lake. Can u afford da resort?

Vivly: E pain u?

why are you tossing my love in the trash?

Ur loff?

How do i prove i truly love you please?

vivly, its tym u disregard all this puppy love and come find true love in me!

i loff u ke!

jackpot: *walks in and sees CHILDISH PLAY*

*walks out*

how long will it take u to start making sense?

^
SLAPS!!!

Vivly: Tnx dear (gives him a hug)

*sulking* pls nw, gimme kpomo nw

Hi just passing

jackpot: you're a big disgrace to manhood the way you kiss ladies arses these days.

who is dis one referring to?

Smh

bunmioguns:



who is dis one referring to?

Smh

it's your type that wash their gf's pant and undies all in the name of love(maga love)~