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| God's Message To Arsene Wenger by Nobody: 4:24pm On Mar 26, 2012 |
And the Lord said unto Wenger, "Behold I have heard your cry and indeed I have seen the works of the Mancites, the Manuzites, the Chelshites and the Tottentites. I have seen how the Mancites have put their trust in filthy mammon.. I will permit them for this season. I have also seen how the Manuzites lean on the arm of Ferguson... I will pity them also for a season more. However the sin of the Chelshites and the Tottentites are beyond pardon. The Chelshites have made gods of their old prophets and have not allowed my young prophets to prosper... Europa league is their due. But the Tottentites have vexed me most of all. They have made proud boasts of their skill and their pacy wingers. They have taunted their better rivals and kicked them even as they lay on the floor, as if they did not know that Fabregas had returned to the land of his birth and Nasri had moved on to the land of oil and gold. For this sin, I have instructed mighty angels to seal up the goal post of all their opponents on every pitch of play. In vain will Bale shoot, for nought will Lennon sprint. Their midfield will wallow in confusion, even as their defence swims in goals. Their lot shall be with those who lie behind those who qualify for Europa. When these things happen, Arsene my professor child, be aware and know that I am the source of your success, but also endeavour to buy Podolski, Goetze and Vertoghen. And endeavor to re-sign Van Persie. If you do this then next season the drought of trophies that has assailed you will end. I have spoken"! so shall it be 2 Likes |
| Re: God's Message To Arsene Wenger by bunmioguns(m): 5:48pm On Mar 26, 2012 |
 awon eleyi won bad gan. . .welldone bro |
| Re: God's Message To Arsene Wenger by bright007(f): 6:06pm On Mar 26, 2012 |
 Is dis d joke? Is dis d joke? |
| Re: God's Message To Arsene Wenger by Homar(m): 7:06pm On Mar 26, 2012 |
Bleep arsenal . Bayern 4 life . Mia san Mia . |
| Re: God's Message To Arsene Wenger by swtchicgurl: 7:33pm On Mar 26, 2012 |
ordinarily speaking, i like this joke! welldone! |
| Re: God's Message To Arsene Wenger by bunmioguns(m): 9:21pm On Mar 26, 2012 |
swtchicgurl: ordinarily speaking, i like this joke! welldone! see your teeth like dt of Homar  |
| Re: God's Message To Arsene Wenger by swtchicgurl: 9:28pm On Mar 26, 2012 |
bunmioguns: but u no get teeth na!  *i think bunmioguns likes me* |
| Re: God's Message To Arsene Wenger by OAM4J: 11:55pm On Mar 26, 2012 |
lol good one. |
| Re: God's Message To Arsene Wenger by Nobody: 10:09am On Mar 27, 2012 |
Me i no enjoy d joke.  |
| Re: God's Message To Arsene Wenger by dani1luv: 10:20am On Mar 27, 2012 |
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| Re: God's Message To Arsene Wenger by Homar(m): 5:33pm On Mar 27, 2012 |
@boobees How u go enjoy d joke wen u no dey watch soccer |
| Re: God's Message To Arsene Wenger by ekeroyal(m): 2:26pm On Mar 29, 2012 |
Nice joke, bro. Homar: Bleep arsenal . Bayern 4 life . Mia san Mia . Boy, never you insult the Gunners again or I vomit you outta NJPC  okponu |
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