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Joke Apart; Women Are Really Trying by bunmioguns(m): 6:28pm On Mar 26, 2012 |
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed at home. He wanted her to see what he went through each day, so he prayed :- " Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in 8 hours of hard work, while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please create a trade in our bodies". God, in His infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish. The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home ..... picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to draw money to pay the electricity and telephone bills. He drove to the electricity company and the phone company and paid the bills, went grocery shopping, came home and put away the groceries. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog. By then it was already 1:00 pm, so he hurried to make the beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. He rushed to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home which he had to sort out in a gentle 'motherly' fashion. He set out cookies and milk and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and was able to watch a bit of TV while he did the ironing. By then it was 4:30 pm, so he began peeling potatoes and washed greens for salads. He prepared the chops and fresh vegetables and got everything ready in time for an early dinner. After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9:00 pm he was exhausted and although his chores weren't finished for the day, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaining. The next morning he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said :- "Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please, O please, let us trade back!" The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait 9 months though, because you got pregnant last night!!!" The Man Collapsed |
Re: Joke Apart; Women Are Really Trying by Dyt(f): 6:34pm On Mar 26, 2012 |
Ok |
Re: Joke Apart; Women Are Really Trying by bunmioguns(m): 6:36pm On Mar 26, 2012 |
Dyt: Ok is dt all? |
Re: Joke Apart; Women Are Really Trying by Ruqaya(f): 9:37am On Mar 27, 2012 |
Very nice joke though i've seen it before |
Re: Joke Apart; Women Are Really Trying by Nobody: 10:23am On Mar 27, 2012 |
Bunmioguns dis is really cool. Nice one! |
Re: Joke Apart; Women Are Really Trying by Nobody: 6:35pm On Mar 27, 2012 |
nice 1 dear friend |
Re: Joke Apart; Women Are Really Trying by Nobody: 9:21am On Mar 28, 2012 |
Be frank wif urself...ow many of dis do women do...mayb 3 or less? |
Re: Joke Apart; Women Are Really Trying by sutoboy(m): 9:42am On Mar 28, 2012 |
and this one na joke? |
Re: Joke Apart; Women Are Really Trying by kodylicky(f): 11:03am On Mar 28, 2012 |
old joke i wish dis actually happens |
Re: Joke Apart; Women Are Really Trying by jebbi: 12:05pm On Mar 28, 2012 |
Lmao, nice one |
Re: Joke Apart; Women Are Really Trying by bunmioguns(m): 4:39pm On Mar 28, 2012 |
Harbioollah: Be frank wif urself...ow many of dis do women do...mayb 3 or less? They cant even do quarter of it sutoboy: and this one na joke? kody-licky: It can nvr Happen, Forget It booqee: Bunmioguns dis is really cool. Nice one! Thanks dear Ruqaya: Very nice joke though i've seen it before You still make sense jebbi: Lmao, nice one thanks |
Re: Joke Apart; Women Are Really Trying by Nobody: 6:16pm On Mar 29, 2012 |
~vicky~:hmmmmm......! heh ehhh! Dear friend?! How dear is he?? Chei! Nothing wey i no go use dis my big eyes see for nl..... Vicky and bunmi?! I no sey u guys don reach dat far oh! |
Re: Joke Apart; Women Are Really Trying by Nobody: 6:37pm On Mar 29, 2012 |
booqee: hmmmmm......! heh ehhh! Dear friend?! How dear is he?? Chei! Nothing wey i no go use dis my big eyes see for nl..... lol ...we never reach dat level 0 |
Re: Joke Apart; Women Are Really Trying by bunmioguns(m): 6:14pm On Mar 30, 2012 |
booqee: hmmmmm......! heh ehhh! Dear friend?! How dear is he?? Chei! Nothing wey i no go use dis my big eyes see for nl..... u fit help me do d forerunner cos she still dey do yanga for me, she no want accept my proposal.... ~vicky~: OPEN CONFESSION I Can't Promise YOU That I'll Not Change .... I Can't Promise YOU That I'll Not Have Many Different Moods.. I Can't Promise YOU That I'll Not Hurt YOUR Feelings Sometimes .. I Can't Promise YOU That I'll Always Be Strong .... BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT .... [♥] I Do Promise YOU That I Will Always Be Supportive Of YOU [♥] I Do Promise YOU That I Will Share All My Feelings With YOU [♥] I Do Promise YOU That I Will Be Completely Honest With YOU [♥] I Do Promise YOU That I Will Laugh And Cry With YOU [♥] Most Of All I Do Promise YOU That I Will Love You Always And Forever♥ :* :* |
Re: Joke Apart; Women Are Really Trying by Nobody: 6:21pm On Mar 30, 2012 |
Lmao..cnt stop laughing....no wonder d tin dey joke section |
Re: Joke Apart; Women Are Really Trying by chikk(f): 10:43pm On Mar 30, 2012 |
Harbioollah: Be frank wif urself...ow many of dis do women do...mayb 3 or less? did u just fall from the moon? Go ask ur mama that question |
Re: Joke Apart; Women Are Really Trying by bunmioguns(m): 10:45pm On Mar 30, 2012 |
chikk: chai, u too harsh |
Re: Joke Apart; Women Are Really Trying by chikk(f): 10:49pm On Mar 30, 2012 |
bunmioguns: why would he say such a thing? Its his likes that dont value women in their lives |
Re: Joke Apart; Women Are Really Trying by bunmioguns(m): 10:59pm On Mar 30, 2012 |
chikk: **pats her on d head** Dont take it personal, u knw dt dis is Jokes section |
Re: Joke Apart; Women Are Really Trying by Nobody: 1:16pm On Mar 31, 2012 |
bunmioguns: chai bunmi no go kill person |
Re: Joke Apart; Women Are Really Trying by lilkech(m): 1:41pm On Mar 31, 2012 |
Harbioollah: Be frank wif urself...ow many of dis do women do...mayb 3 or less? abi o but my life will be rosy with that kind of babe by my side minus a few of those stubborn kids |
Re: Joke Apart; Women Are Really Trying by DAVE5(m): 12:33am On Apr 01, 2012 |
@ poster; plz r u quoting a story book? |
Re: Joke Apart; Women Are Really Trying by Nobody: 6:32am On Apr 01, 2012 |
chikk:....r u taking it personal I wldnt take dat kind of insult |
Re: Joke Apart; Women Are Really Trying by chikk(f): 11:10am On Apr 01, 2012 |
Harbioollah: ....r u taking it personal I wldnt take dat kind of insult sorry if i sounded harsh or insulting, didnt mean to. Was only protecting my kind. but u should be realistic too. Men should learn to respect and appreciate women. All the poster listed are day-to-day women chores. If women do only 3 out of all, who does the rest? Men? |
Re: Joke Apart; Women Are Really Trying by swtchicgurl: 11:19am On Apr 01, 2012 |
mtchew |
Re: Joke Apart; Women Are Really Trying by bunmioguns(m): 1:22pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
~vicky~: . . I will nvr kill you, dts nt possible. . U and I will live as one . . . . Oooooh, whts today's date. . .noooh, my love for you is nt April Fool |
Re: Joke Apart; Women Are Really Trying by bunmioguns(m): 1:25pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
D.A.V.E: well iph jough seigh sough |
Re: Joke Apart; Women Are Really Trying by swtchicgurl: 1:30pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
bunmioguns: i heard u're practicing celebacy, so how come? |
Re: Joke Apart; Women Are Really Trying by bunmioguns(m): 1:41pm On Apr 01, 2012 |
swtchicgurl: its actually spelt as celibacy and nt celebacy so u gbagaun jst leave me and Vicky alone and face mcnepow cos d guy almost broke my neck yesterday all because of you |
Re: Joke Apart; Women Are Really Trying by Nobody: 6:47pm On Apr 02, 2012 |
bunmioguns: lololololol |
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