Stats: 3,187,070 members, 7,931,684 topics. Date: Monday, 26 August 2024 at 10:44 AM |
Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Just Kidding (1224 Views)
Ferguson And Van Gaal Are At It Again Over Yesterday's Match - Just Kidding!!! / Husband: Am Just Kidding / Just kidding (2) (3) (4)
Just Kidding by robby1(m): 4:45am On Mar 25, 2006 |
A couple was invited to a masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. So he took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping for an hour, awakened feeling much better so she decided to go to the party. Since her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching him to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she got to the party and spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived. She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came home and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Don and Bill and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you, the guy I loaned my costume to, sure had a real good time!" |
Re: Just Kidding by spikelord(m): 2:21pm On Mar 25, 2006 |
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d |
Re: Just Kidding by xdos(m): 11:20pm On Jul 13, 2007 |
Who the heck knows if he is lyin or telling the truth? |
Re: Just Kidding by CrazyMan(m): 8:12am On Jul 14, 2007 |
Na wah o! ![]() |
Re: Just Kidding by sammy6(m): 1:05pm On Jul 14, 2007 |
shit |
Re: Just Kidding by osereka(m): 1:08pm On Jul 14, 2007 |
am ![]() |
Re: Just Kidding by rasulua(m): 1:34pm On Jul 14, 2007 |
Damm,she sure did av a gud tym dan her guy did,bt if it wasnt him she would av non frm his voice nd touch, even wen bangin,bt its tit she rather say notin. |
Re: Just Kidding by laoura(f): 1:14pm On Jul 16, 2007 |
ha aaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!! Gbe se!!!!! |
Re: Just Kidding by numbers: 3:56pm On Jul 16, 2007 |
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. * * * * * * * * * Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it’s his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. * * * * * * * * * At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. * * * * * * * * * That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. “Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!” * * * * * * * * * The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. * * * * * * * * * A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. * * * * * * * * * 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. * * * * * * * * * Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, “I had no idea you were this religious.” * * * * * * * * The boy turns, and whispers back, “I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.” |
Re: Just Kidding by uchetobi(f): 5:28pm On Jul 16, 2007 |
Damn @poster. You mean another guy strafed her just like that ![]() |
(1) (Reply)
Drunken Excuses / Father Of Six / Words In My Mouth
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 13 |