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Ramatu Part 12 by bingbagbo(m): 7:38am On Mar 29, 2012 |
now soon it was morning, so i headed straight for my mirror and looked at myself.gosh, i was no different from a boxer that had been knocked down in the 6th round. i already was hearing discussions from the compound about how a thief was caught in baba issa's house.my landlord oga lukeman was sooo excited about the news "but why dem no kill am," he kept screaming "you want make them kill your papa?" i thought hours later, i stepped out of my room to go get a bath.now when everyone saw my deformed and miserable state, they wondered.oga lukeman querried "bin, since when did you become eppileptic?" "na u sabbi ooo!" i reply am after taking my bath, i headed staight to the oracle as i had gotten the 10 000 naira price. everybody that saw me on the way couldnt recognise me because i was deformed via the beatings. soon i was at the oracle and the priest was wearing an unusual frown.he said the gods were angry due to the delay. . . watch out for part 13 |
Re: Ramatu Part 12 by bingbagbo(m): 6:35am On Apr 02, 2012 |
PART 13[b]PART 13[/b]PART 13 so i knelt down n apologized to the gods so they accepted my offer.the priest made some incantations n gave me some powder n said "go to their house now n claim your babies" i was so excited, so i made straight for the osumanus house.i saw so many people converged in the house, so i asked wat was happening when one albino guy told me ramatu and her mum had both had a miscarriage! i fainted.i woke up the next day at the hospital with my friend pele sitting beside me |
Re: Ramatu Part 12 by Ruqaya(f): 9:15am On Apr 02, 2012 |
PART 14? |
Re: Ramatu Part 12 by NEWBIN: 9:29am On Apr 02, 2012 |
great work by a great mind, bin gbagbo i hail oooooo you were the reason i joined this site. |
Re: Ramatu Part 12 by swtchicgurl: 5:08pm On Apr 02, 2012 |
smh! |
Re: Ramatu Part 12 by bingbagbo(m): 5:32pm On Apr 02, 2012 |
^^ 4ck you!! |
Re: Ramatu Part 12 by dani1luv: 5:40pm On Apr 02, 2012 |
Getting Booring!! Just cut the long story short!! |
Re: Ramatu Part 12 by bingbagbo(m): 6:43pm On Apr 02, 2012 |
dani1luv: Getting Booring!! e go soon end now nor vex' only 16 parts more now |
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