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A Good LovePeddler by Dondav(m): 2:13pm On Mar 29, 2012 |
A lady had not been home for 5 years.Upon her return, Dad :"where have U been all these years? Why didn't U call? Do U know wat your mum and I went through!.. The girl[crying] replied,"Dad I becAme a pr. o stitute! Dad: " wAt? U shameless sinner..U are a disgrace to the family. Lady: ok dad, as U wish..I just came to give mum this luxurious fur coat, keys to a ten bedroom mansion,and 50,000k. this gold rolex and ,the sparkling mercedes limited edition convertible, parked outside is for u dad.. I also av an invitation for U to spend the coming easter holiday on board with my new yatcht in the river and... Her dad interrupted,"wAt is it U said U had become? The girl started crying again, P. r ostitute Dad!.. Dad :"Oh Jesus,U scared me,I thought u said U had become a PROTESTANT!! Come here and give your old man a big hug!. |
Re: A Good LovePeddler by Nobody: 2:24pm On Mar 29, 2012 |
PROTESTANT KO!!!!!!!!! NA WA 4 THE MAN OOOOOOOOOOO |
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