A lady had not been home for 5
years.Upon her return,
Dad :"where have U been all these
years? Why didn't U call? Do U
know wat your mum and I went through!..
The girl[crying] replied,"Dad I
becAme a pr. o stitute!
Dad: " wAt? U shameless sinner..U
are a disgrace to the family.
Lady: ok dad, as U wish..I just
came to give mum this luxurious fur
coat, keys to a ten bedroom mansion,and
50,000k.
this gold rolex
and ,the sparkling mercedes limited edition
convertible, parked outside is for u dad..
I also av an invitation for U to spend
the coming easter holiday on board
with my new yatcht in the river
and...
Her dad interrupted,"wAt is it U said
U had become?
The girl started crying again, P. r ostitute Dad!..
Dad :"Oh Jesus,U scared me,I
thought
u said U had become a
PROTESTANT!!
Come here and give your old
man a
big hug!.

PROTESTANT KO!!!!!!!!!

NA WA 4 THE MAN OOOOOOOOOOO