There was this little boy, and his parents were
having a fight. The dad called the mom a bitch,
and the mom called the dad a bastard. The little
boy asked what a bitch and a bastard were. Mom
said, "a bitch is a girl and a bastard is a boy."
The little boy was happy and went away.

The next day, when the fight was over, the little
boy was on his parents bed when he looked under
his parents pillow. He held something up and
asked what it was. Dad said that it was a condom.
The boy asked what that was, and dad said that it
was a coat.

The boy went into the bathroom where his dad was
shaving. Dad cut himself and yelled Shit!. The
boy asked what shit was and the dad said, "Shit
is cutting something." The little boy walked
away happy.

He went downstairs where his mom was cutting the
turkey for the party that they were having that
night. Mom cut herself and said, "Bleep!" When the
boy asked again what the word Bleep meant, the
mother said to her son, "Bleep is cutting
something."

When the doorbell rang, the little boy was told
to answer the door and let the people in. When
he answered the door, He proudly said, "Bitches
and Bastards, may I please have your condoms so
I can hang them up. My Dad is upstairs putting
on shit, and mom's in the kitchen fucking the
turkey!"

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LMFAO

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