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Nigerian Movies Teaches... by Talking(m): 11:33am On Mar 30, 2012 |
AMERICAN MOVIES TEACH US: 1. Chinese have nothing better to do than teaching or practice Kung Fu. 2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover. 3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote basketball. 4. Aliens have special interest in attacking U.S. 5. US is a place where you can meet all mythical creatures like werewolves and vampires. INDIAN MOVIES TEACH US: 1. At least one of the identical twins is born evil. 2. While defusing a bomb, do not worry, whichever wire you cut you "always choose the right one". 3. A hero will show no pain while getting beaten up; but will show pain when a girl cleans up his wound. 4. A detective can solve a case only when he is suspended from duty. 5. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps. NIGERIAN MOVIES TEACH US 1. Anything wrong with ur life Į̸̸̨§ caused by your grand mother in †ЂΞ village 2. Babalawo can make U̶̲̥̅̊ have plenty money but himsef Į̸̸̨§ very poor. 3. A̶̲̥̅ person announces his death before falling †Φ †ЂΞ ground because ☀̤̣̈̇f being shot 4. Every graduate d̶̲̥̅̊ªt gets A̶̲̥̅ job, gets A̶̲̥̅ big well furnished office with clean car αη∂ A̶̲̥̅ nice apartment with ɪ̣̝̇τ̩̩̥. 5. Every house in abuja Į̸̸̨§ fine & well furnished. Add ur own piece. =))º°˚˚˚°ºнaĦaнaº°˚˚˚°º=)) |
Re: Nigerian Movies Teaches... by Talking(m): 2:38pm On Mar 30, 2012 |
All ☀̤̣̈̇f una just D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ read D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ pass, does dis mean una no D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ watch Nollywood or chinko movies, make una drop una own quick quick |
Re: Nigerian Movies Teaches... by lilkech(m): 3:05pm On Mar 30, 2012 |
me i nor dey watch film nowadays na so so radio i dey hear u wan know wetin i don learn 4rm am ? 1. FM dey always clear pass AM . . . no mata d radio type 2. E get 5 types of aboki transistor radio and 2 types of world reciever 3. Cost of Finger battery don double since subsidy 4. If i join wire 4rm my radio antenna reach our nepa pole i go dey catch super sport 3 live 5. Palito na the strongest radio till date . . . small body no b sickness 6. If u wan call radio station to win prize, start to dey dial their number 20mins before d time 7. U no go fit ever tune your world reciever radio catch any haboki hausa station unless d haboki himself do am 4 u . . . lie lie ! 8. If u dey use earphone dey hear walkman 4 road babes go laff u and keke napep go must jam u ontop 9. Na 2ru radio u go sabi say radio nigeria na d worst station 4 the whole of west africa . . . make their jingle no decieve u 10. during midnight radio drive the presenters dey always smoke gooff . . . on code oh op, i never try ? 1 Like |
Re: Nigerian Movies Teaches... by Talking(m): 4:11pm On Mar 30, 2012 |
^^^^ bros, U̶̲̥̅̊ don try well well, infact U̶̲̥̅̊ don almost steal M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊ show from m̶̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ sef. Kudos boss, keep ɪ̣̝̇τ̩̩̥ flowing |
Re: Nigerian Movies Teaches... by lilkech(m): 7:28pm On Mar 30, 2012 |
Talking: ^^^^ bros, U̶̲̥̅̊ don try well well, infact U̶̲̥̅̊ don almost steal M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊ show from m̶̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ sef. Kudos boss, keep ɪ̣̝̇τ̩̩̥ flowing almost ? . . . lol , thanx but ermm, bros o . . . this one wey u dey reply me dey type with ̊BOX̊ and "τ" (only sango sabi wetin this one mean) how i go take sabi say u know dey yab me with style ? this one wey u dey type with congolese keyboard |
Re: Nigerian Movies Teaches... by Talking(m): 7:36pm On Mar 30, 2012 |
Bros, how I go take yab U̶̲̥̅̊, no mind M̶̲̥̅̊y̶̲̥̅̊ chinese keyboard, wt chinese characters. Jst dey totori ursef 4 d ;Dia |
Re: Nigerian Movies Teaches... by lilkech(m): 7:59pm On Mar 30, 2012 |
^^^ ok o but remember say computer village don dey sell ' pidgin english ' keyboard. na him i dey use take write you now na my broda dey sell am, if u ready i go give u him shop number. |
Re: Nigerian Movies Teaches... by bunmioguns(m): 10:12pm On Mar 30, 2012 |
lilkech: me i nor dey watch film nowadays |
Re: Nigerian Movies Teaches... by Nobody: 9:34am On Mar 31, 2012 |
Why are there very few comment on this thread, and just 3posters asides d op since d day before yesterday?? I know why, but i won't say it..... |
Re: Nigerian Movies Teaches... by Talking(m): 10:09am On Mar 31, 2012 |
^^^^D̶̲̥̅̊ earlier U̶̲̥̅̊ said ɪ̣̝̇τ̩̩̥, D̶̲̥̅̊ berra. Anyways, poo happens even in gollywood. ; ;DD |
Re: Nigerian Movies Teaches... by lilkech(m): 1:28pm On Mar 31, 2012 |
booqee: Why are there very few comment on this thread, and just 3posters asides d op since d day before yesterday?? I know why, but i won't say it..... whisper it naw in ma ear e hear ? @op : nice thread |
Re: Nigerian Movies Teaches... by DAVE5(m): 12:38am On Apr 01, 2012 |
Talking: All ☀̤̣̈̇f una just D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ read D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ pass, does dis mean una no D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ watch Nollywood or chinko movies, make una drop una own quick quicknah chinko fone u take post d above? |
Re: Nigerian Movies Teaches... by Talking(m): 9:34pm On Apr 03, 2012 |
^^^ Ɣε̲̣̣̣̥§ oscofs, U̶̲̥̅̊ knw no say techno sef don D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ browse? Abeg go grab ya copi while stock stil D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ cos ppl D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ rush am like molue. |
Re: Nigerian Movies Teaches... by sutoboy(m): 8:51am On Apr 04, 2012 |
una make sense die but i wonder why u dey beg for comment in ur second post! |
Re: Nigerian Movies Teaches... by Ruqaya(f): 10:31am On Apr 04, 2012 |
Nice |
Re: Nigerian Movies Teaches... by DAVE5(m): 5:10am On Apr 05, 2012 |
Talking: ^^^ Ɣε̲̣̣̣̥§ oscofs, U̶̲̥̅̊ knw no say techno sef don D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ browse? Abeg go grab ya copi while stock stil D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ cos ppl D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ rush am like molue.oga i'd rather stick to my orijo fone ohh,make una dey rush d molue make me dey enta taxi abeg |
Re: Nigerian Movies Teaches... by sats: 8:28pm On Apr 06, 2012 |
nice one, both of you |
Re: Nigerian Movies Teaches... by opabukun(m): 12:19am On Apr 07, 2012 |
Spactacus can neva die, even while naïve in d arena Denny Crane wil alwaiz win his case, even wen client plea GUILTY 2 murder (1st degree) Gabby wil alwaiz b d most sexiest of d housewives |
Re: Nigerian Movies Teaches... by Talking(m): 8:18am On Apr 07, 2012 |
D̶̲̥̅̊ spartacus series surprises m̶̲̅ε̲̣̣̣̥ how he keeps out-smarting evry other person & cheating death even when confronted by ɪ̣̝̇τ̩̩̥ almost daily. Anoda one Į̸̸̨§ Nikita...she also keeps getting mercy @ D̶̲̥̅̊ hand ☀̤̣̈̇f even D̶̲̥̅̊ arch-enemies. When D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ should kill her & escape while D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ still could, der will be one delay or †ЂΞ other & she will b spared or she will get help. So unprofessional. |
Re: Nigerian Movies Teaches... by DAVE5(m): 12:16pm On Apr 07, 2012 |
I no go lie,i'm sick n tired of all actor/boss film wey actor go always win even wen itz glarin d actor iz no match for d boss |
Re: Nigerian Movies Teaches... by Talking(m): 2:53pm On Apr 09, 2012 |
^^^ bros, I tot I was D̶̲̥̅̊ only one. I get pissed because ☀̤̣̈̇f dis |
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