Teacher: what's wrong?
Johnny : our house is very small, Me,
my mum and my dad,all sleep in
the same bed. Everynyt my dad asks
if I'm sleeping,I say No then he slaps
my face & gives me a Black eye•
Teacher: 2nyt wen ur dad asks, keep dead quiet, don't answer.
The following ♍õяйĩΏĝ Johnnys teacher sees him with a severe swelling on his face.Teacher: My goodness why the swelling? Johnny: Dad asked me again if I was sleeping....... I shut up an kept dead still.
Then my dad & ♍Ɣ mom started moving, u know, Mum was brething heavy,kicking her legs up and making noises.Then my dad asked ♍Ɣ mum, “R u cumin?“Mum said, “Yes I'm cumin, r u cumin too?“ Dad answered:“Yes“.They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said,wait for me,I'm
coming too..

Nice one

Must u copy my joke?