Even if they know you are pleasing them they would never acknowledge it....

stepo707:

Am hoping you can prove me wrong

you haven't exactly proven yourself right!

[/color][color=#006600][i][/i]Women are naturally possessive n hyper jealous of every thing so is hard for a man to pls them ....coz dem bi xtra wahala

Women can never ever be pleased! YOu do this they ask why you cannot do that, you do that they want you to do this

This is a chauvinistic thread...y not 'can you ever please a man?'. Anyway, I knw one good way to please women. Take as much viagra as you can find and Bleep the clit out of them.

BLECINS: Women are very easy to please,their actions depends on the type of man involved. Women are like incubators; give a woman happiness she multiplies it and gives you joy. Give her headache, she multiplies it and give you brain tumour. What you get from a woman depends on what you give to her.

My dear, it rarely occur the way u jst said it,especially when u find urself living with a woman who happens to be a nagging machine.

Well, i dunno, but i knw lagos girls can be pleased.
It's simple, borrow your friend's nice car, dress nice, go 'clubbing', feed them wit assorted meats and snails, swallow some viagra, lodge overnight into eko hotels and suites, Bleep them hard(mostly from the rear), and drop them at their gates with an unnecessay transport fare(u don't have to say it's her payments for d night). I'm telling u, she'll FLASH YOU DIE the next evening!
That was some serious satisfaction

You can never ever please a woman except you want to kill yourself

Whatever

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KINGwax: Well, i dunno, but i knw lagos girls can be pleased.
It's simple, borrow your friend's nice car, dress nice, go 'clubbing', feed them wit assorted meats and snails, swallow some viagra, lodge overnight into eko hotels and suites, Bleep them hard(mostly from the rear), and drop them at their gates with an unnecessay transport fare(u don't have to say it's her payments for d night). I'm telling u, she'll FLASH YOU DIE the next evening!
That was some serious satisfaction

All these process and expenses just because of one night pus.sy?? . . . . Damn, Nigerian guys have suffered alot for them girls.

Simply impossible no matter how sweet thier relationship and marriage is

make sure ur dick is big. hahahaha

~Killz~:
It's not possible to completely please anyone - male or female - because none is perfect, none is complete, and none is flawless. In an attempt to please someone, we could make mistakes, but then, no matter how small the effort made to please you is, it should be appreciated!

+100

God created Man on the sixth day,and on the seventh day,he rested. But since he created woman,no where was it recorded that God rested again. And neither have we or will. We are still lookin for ways to please them.
*yarns,grabs pillow,hiss..and return2bed.*

@ poster. Yeah, sometimes.

Uhmmmmm.

idowuigbo:

ori e o pe
you want to show her that rusty pencil within ur broomstick legs?

Shut up jor fat head. If you want to come with her too I can manage you

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This will lead to untimely death of whoever is trying to do that...

how did you arrive at that conclusion?

Once you understand a woman it becomes very easy to please her. The difficult part of it however is understanding her. Am yet to see a living man (or even woman) that understands a woman though. Not sure about the dead, I only know about the living.

Understanding is the key

The only way you can satisfy a woman is by killing yourself

obimind:
My dear, it rarely occur the way u jst said it,especially when u find urself living with a woman who happens to be a nagging machine.

obimind:
My dear, it rarely occur the way u jst said it,especially when u find urself living with a woman who happens to be a nagging machine.

obimind:
My dear, it rarely occur the way u jst said it,especially when u find urself living with a woman who happens to be a nagging machine.

My bro...hmmm a nagging woman needs divine help o.else,d man will do either of the two,wake up one morning pack all his luggage and zoom off never looking back....or worse,when she starts,enters the bedroom,load his gun and aim at her yapping mouth for PERMANENT SILENCE.*shiver at the thought*.

Well in my own opinion it wont be an easy task to please woman, SO if you try to please your woman and things don't work out try another woman biko

Well said!

stepo707: It doesn't take a lot of scholarship to know that it is not possible to please a woman.

Trust me on this one, there is never a way to please women. No matter how hard you try, they will always believe that someone out there can do better.
Bottomline, marry for children, not for love, there is no TRUE LOVE anymore. It is now denominated in Naira and Kobo!

You see all, a man can please a woman by doing more. More money, more love, more caring, more phone calls, more expensive travelling abroad, and you know more SEX, if she is the type, because not all women are sex freak.
Men you need to do more and more and more and more. Women are insatiable.

I think my woman is very satisfied. Like all women she nags once in a while, but not about much. I have been with a lot of insatiable women in my life, though. Guys tend to not desire the women who genuinely like them and tend to have some primitive need for a woman that will stress the bleep out of them. Until you find a woman whose only major demand is that you spend more TIME with her, you will not have rest of mind as a guy.

hello, i tot d OP asked "please" not "satisfy"! please to me is continuous in what she appreciates while satisfy is perfectly meeting her in all she appreciates. this is to my understanding

Not possible. . . And dear Killz, speak for your self but I feel its quite easy to please a male

dayokanu: The only way you can satisfy a woman is by killing yourself

are you admitting that you are good enough for no woman? Thats sad. . .