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The Stud by dm(m): 1:27pm On Mar 25, 2006 |
A sultan is jaded of jugglers and clowns, so he warns his servant, "bore me tonight, and it's off with your head." The man is terrified, but he vows he will not fail. Day turns to night, and it's time for the show. "Well, what have you got for me," the sultan booms. "Tonight, sire," squeaks the servant, "we have a man who will make love to a dozen women before your eyes." "Now you're talking," says the king, bring him on!" Twelve women walk from behind the curtain, and lay end to end on the carpeted floor. A young, muscular man appears and begins to have sex with the first woman. In moments, she screams with pleasure and he moves on to the next. He proceeds from woman to woman, slowing down and visibly straining, until he collapses helplessly after ravaging only six. "You idiot!", screams the sultan to the horrified servant, "why, I've done better myself! I warned you! Take him to the block and cut off his worthless head!" "Wait, your majesty," begs the servant, "I don't know what went wrong, he was great in rehearsal!" |
Re: The Stud by Z4M4eva(f): 11:19am On Mar 27, 2006 |
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Re: The Stud by spikelord(m): 8:35am On Mar 28, 2006 |
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Re: The Stud by micklplus(m): 12:10pm On Mar 28, 2006 |
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