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The Stud by dm(m): 1:27pm On Mar 25, 2006
A sultan is jaded of jugglers and clowns, so he
warns his servant, "bore me tonight, and it's
off with your head." The man is terrified, but
he vows he will not fail.

Day turns to night, and it's time for the show.
"Well, what have you got for me," the sultan
booms.

"Tonight, sire," squeaks the servant, "we have
a man who will make love to a dozen women before
your eyes." "Now you're talking," says the king,
bring him on!"

Twelve women walk from behind the curtain, and
lay end to end on the carpeted floor. A young,
muscular man appears and begins to have sex
with the first woman. In moments, she screams
with pleasure and he moves on to the next. He
proceeds from woman to woman, slowing down and
visibly straining, until he collapses helplessly
after ravaging only six.

"You idiot!", screams the sultan to the horrified
servant, "why, I've done better myself! I warned
you! Take him to the block and cut off his
worthless head!"

"Wait, your majesty," begs the servant, "I don't
know what went wrong, he was great in rehearsal!"
Re: The Stud by Z4M4eva(f): 11:19am On Mar 27, 2006
l.o.l cheesy
Re: The Stud by spikelord(m): 8:35am On Mar 28, 2006
grin cheesy Hahahahahaha
Re: The Stud by micklplus(m): 12:10pm On Mar 28, 2006
hun hahehehaha grin

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