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Suck 4 Blood Sample by busygal(f): 11:23am On Nov 02, 2007
A man had a deep cut on his finger, and the Nurse needed 2 take his blood sample b4 commenceing treatment.
The nurse decided 2 suck the finger Tip where he had the cut inother 2 get enough blood 4 sample which the Patient
enjoyed so much.

After treatment! the patient decided 2 push his luck further by asking the Nurse to also help treat his MANHOOD
cos he also had a DEEP CUT on it. (HOPEING 2 ALSO GET SUCKED THERE 4 BLOOD SAMPLE)
Re: Suck 4 Blood Sample by okike84(m): 11:32am On Nov 02, 2007
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busygal:

A man had a deep cut on his finger, and the Nurse needed 2 take his blood sample before commenceing treatment.
The nurse decided 2 suck the finger Tip where he had the cut inother 2 get enough blood 4 sample which the Patient
enjoyed so much.

After treatment! the patient decided 2 push his luck further by asking the Nurse to also help treat his MANHOOD
because he also had a DEEP CUT on it. (HOPEING 2 ALSO GET SUCKED THERE 4 BLOOD SAMPLE)
dis joke is dryyy try sumtin better
Re: Suck 4 Blood Sample by nawa1(m): 11:42am On Nov 02, 2007
hahaha @joke
Re: Suck 4 Blood Sample by tossen(f): 11:44am On Nov 02, 2007
who says? thats no dry joke, crack urs and see if Ill laff. if u forgot, u are dusty dry like gari ijebu, so don't dis this joke
Re: Suck 4 Blood Sample by okike84(m): 11:49am On Nov 02, 2007
urs didnt make me laugh either hope u re not aspiring to be a comedian
Re: Suck 4 Blood Sample by nawa1(m): 12:02pm On Nov 02, 2007
grin grin grin @ all joke so far
Re: Suck 4 Blood Sample by clemcykul(f): 1:07pm On Nov 02, 2007
hahahahhahahahah@na wa
Re: Suck 4 Blood Sample by busygal(f): 3:58pm On Nov 02, 2007
@ okiki84

look @ u! lol ,i dont even need 2 fight 4 my self cos people
who actually DIGG my joke are already yabbing you.

SO UR OWN JOKE NO DEY SWEET, AND U DEY HERE DEY YAB ME!

LALALALALALALALALALALALLLLLLLLLLL UMEEEEE tongue cry
Re: Suck 4 Blood Sample by ituen(m): 5:10pm On Nov 02, 2007
the beginning of the joke was tight but towards the end, it was obvious that the guy would try to behave naughty
Re: Suck 4 Blood Sample by Migines(m): 5:12pm On Nov 02, 2007
. . . and that removed the fun.
Re: Suck 4 Blood Sample by clemcykul(f): 2:28pm On Nov 03, 2007
and now our replies are adding the fun grin grin grin grin
Re: Suck 4 Blood Sample by topeteadr(m): 4:16pm On Nov 03, 2007
This joke is too raw.
Re: Suck 4 Blood Sample by Naijagurly(f): 5:04pm On Nov 03, 2007
this is very pointless.
first of all, what nurse would SUCK the blood from a patient's cut. She doesn't know what kind of uncurable disease he has.

Second, all medical assistants should wear protective gloves when touching other people's bodily fluids.

Next time, tell a joke that actually has some facts in it.
Re: Suck 4 Blood Sample by Oracle(m): 6:31pm On Nov 03, 2007
Naijagurly, looks like you're a nurse
Re: Suck 4 Blood Sample by Naijagurly(f): 6:45pm On Nov 03, 2007
its not about being a nurse, its about common sense
Re: Suck 4 Blood Sample by Migines(m): 7:03pm On Nov 03, 2007
This tym i agree wit u.
Re: Suck 4 Blood Sample by Oracle(m): 7:42pm On Nov 03, 2007
ok i got that naijagurly.
Re: Suck 4 Blood Sample by nawa1(m): 11:03am On Nov 05, 2007
grin grin grin LOL again
Re: Suck 4 Blood Sample by clemcykul(f): 2:15pm On Nov 05, 2007
@naijagurly i applaud your sensible observations, this is da first time u discredit a joke, wid valuable facts!

i really commend ur efforts, that illustrates how sound a mind u've got!

but on a frank note it's just a joke, it musnt be credible, coz its incredulity makes it all the more funny grin grin grin grin grin grin

have a pleasant day! kiss
Re: Suck 4 Blood Sample by ploduwa(m): 3:22pm On Nov 05, 2007
I say she sure has been pretty busy. better luck next time tho wink
Re: Suck 4 Blood Sample by Naijagurly(f): 11:37pm On Nov 13, 2007
i only find a joke funny if it could happen in reality
Re: Suck 4 Blood Sample by djcrooky(m): 7:25am On Nov 14, 2007
Naijagurly:

i only find a joke funny if it could happen in reality
Re: Suck 4 Blood Sample by clemcykul(f): 1:12pm On Nov 14, 2007
happen in reality as in this joke is imposiible

do u realize that the world is so full wid daft pple like em em no mention of names embarassed

but if u feel an referring to u its ok grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Suck 4 Blood Sample by topeteadr(m): 2:46am On Nov 15, 2007
Naijagurly, pls go nd join ur saddist group. You're going wild.

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