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Nigerian Men Are The Funniest Men In The World! by onila(f): 6:11pm On Apr 05, 2012
smiley one thing! u can never get bored while dating them. .their sense of humor is on point
Re: Nigerian Men Are The Funniest Men In The World! by bittyend(m): 6:18pm On Apr 05, 2012
[quote author=onila] smiley one thing! u can never get bored while dating them. .their sense of humor is on point[/quote

I thought you're a virgin?

You're a compulsive liar like the average Nigerian girl.
Re: Nigerian Men Are The Funniest Men In The World! by onila(f): 6:21pm On Apr 05, 2012
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yea am a virgin. this is my last year in university and I am still a virgin smiley
Re: Nigerian Men Are The Funniest Men In The World! by kelz88(f): 6:30pm On Apr 05, 2012
Nigerians in general are funny people. A good example was the fuel subsidy madness. I laugh tire.

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Re: Nigerian Men Are The Funniest Men In The World! by bittyend(m): 6:35pm On Apr 05, 2012
onila:

yea am a virgin. this is my last year in university and I am still a virgin smiley

Ok, can I see your picture?
Re: Nigerian Men Are The Funniest Men In The World! by onila(f): 6:36pm On Apr 05, 2012
bittyend:

Ok, can I see your picture?

this a public forum smiley
Re: Nigerian Men Are The Funniest Men In The World! by bittyend(m): 6:38pm On Apr 05, 2012
onila:

this a public forum smiley
Re: Nigerian Men Are The Funniest Men In The World! by onila(f): 6:51pm On Apr 05, 2012
bittyend:

Trusay, I kinda have a crush on you. wink

Let's do the PM thing then, babes. wink

smiley whats yr yahoo id?
Re: Nigerian Men Are The Funniest Men In The World! by bittyend(m): 6:55pm On Apr 05, 2012
onila:

smiley whats yr yahoo id?

Tell me when you have copied it, so I can delete it. wink
Re: Nigerian Men Are The Funniest Men In The World! by onila(f): 6:59pm On Apr 05, 2012
bittyend:



Tell me when you have copied it, so I can delete it. wink

i have
Re: Nigerian Men Are The Funniest Men In The World! by bittyend(m): 7:04pm On Apr 05, 2012
onila:

i have

Please modify your post and delete my email addy, babes.

Hit me up! wink
Re: Nigerian Men Are The Funniest Men In The World! by Nobody: 7:05pm On Apr 05, 2012
to laugh at yes grin
Re: Nigerian Men Are The Funniest Men In The World! by kelz88(f): 7:19pm On Apr 05, 2012
ibkaye: to laugh at yes grin

LMAO!

So mean.
Re: Nigerian Men Are The Funniest Men In The World! by onila(f): 3:20am On Apr 10, 2012
smiley
Re: Nigerian Men Are The Funniest Men In The World! by bittyend(m): 3:23am On Apr 10, 2012
onila: smiley

You're a fraudster and a scum.. Do you work for NL or something?

And stopping spaming people's emails with scam emails - you cum bucket. undecided
Re: Nigerian Men Are The Funniest Men In The World! by onila(f): 3:33am On Apr 10, 2012
bittyend:

You're a fraudster and a scum.. Do you work for NL or something?

And stopping spaming people's emails with scam emails - you cum bucket. undecided

Re: Nigerian Men Are The Funniest Men In The World! by bittyend(m): 3:39am On Apr 10, 2012
onila:


Keep acting dumb - what you have been sending to everyone is quoted below:

Hello Dear,

How are you today together with your business and your entire family? I guess that everything is OK with you.
I know this mail will not come to you as a surprise since we have not had a previous correspondence,please bear with me.
I am more than happy to read your interesting mail from site and i hope that you are fine and healthy, I have noticed that you are the kind of man i am looking for, I believe that you are a trust worthy and caring person, that's what makes me to disclose my identity to you.

My name is Miss Helena Morgan,24 years old from Darfur Region of Sudan and presently I am residing in the refugee camp here in Dakar Senegal as a result of the killing of my family by the rebels . please don't be discouraged for hearing this.I believe deep down inside me that you will never break my heart or let me down in anyway.
I am from the family of late Engr Philip Morgan. My late father Engr.Philip Morgan, was One of the Board of Directors of Sudapet Limited (Sudan National Petroleum Company) Darfur. The brutal killing of my mother and my father, one kid sister and kid brother took place one early morning by the rebels as a result of the civil war in Sudan. I was in my second year in Applied Mathematics department of University of Darfur in Sudan before the death of my loved Parents. I contacted you for a possible help. My step mother was a very wicked woman and she intend to kill me since my father and my real biological mother is died. Then she planned to take away all my late father's property and some other valuable things from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Parents. Meanwhile I wanted to find my way out of my country because I have seen what she is planning to do to me. I thereby plan to go to Europe or other part of the World, but she hide my international passport and other valuable traveling documents. luckily she did not found where I kept my fathers File which contains important documents.

I managed to escape with the documents which covers my late father's deposited money ($4.6M) Four Million Six Hundred Thousand US Dollars ). which he used my name as the next of kin. Meanwhile,I am still residing here as a refugee under the UNITED NATIONS COUNCIL FOR REFUGEES, i am saddled with the problem of securing a trust worthy foreign personality to help me transfer the money from the bank pending my arrival in your country because I will like to see you face to face soon.
Furthermore,on your wish you can contact the bank for confirmation and you can communicate directly with them regarding this fund of my late father which was deposited in their custody. I am giving you this offer 15% as mentioned with every confidence on your acceptance to assist me retrieve the money from the bank and transfer to your nominated account. Remember is my wish to come over to your country but I don't have travelling documents such as International passport and money for the air ticket at the moment, all this is why I told you to contact the bank first so that this money will be transferred into your bank account,so that from there you can send some money to me to prepare my traveling documents to come and meet you face to face and start a new life with you also continue my studies cause I will like to further my studies as soon as I arrive to your country, please try to help me to achieve this goal as I have a desire to become a famous personality in the nearest future. I will be pleased if you can do this for me.

You can reach me through this number (+221 77 777 2244) It is a Reverend Fathers phone number, by name Reverend Father Peter King he is the person that is in-charge of the camp even it's his office computer I'm using to send you an email any time he is less busy in his office because there's no computer at the camp hostel except in his office.If you call, please ask of miss Helena Morgan. When ever you call, try to tell him that you want to speak with Helena Morgan, that stays in the female hostel room 12. I have already inform him, that some one will call me through his phone. He will send for me from the hostel to come and speak with you. So please do not fail to call me, because I need to hear your voice too.
Nevertheless on your wish to help me out I will like to have your data such as:

1. Your Full name....
2. Your country......
3. Your occupation.....
4. Your phone or fax number...

Immediately I receive your data I will give you the contact and information of the bank where the money was deposited for you to contact them for confirmation in regards.
Remember I am revealing my secret to you,because I need help and I actually prayed that out of the three mail I sent the one that I received first will be the person to assist me, which is more or less a divine thing. As you know one must certainly trust person notwithstanding the time we have known. For me I trust you and I also enjoin you to trust me. The bank refused to give me this money because of my refugee status here in Senegal as the law of Senegal do not allow a refugee to per take in anything concerning money and I don't have any bank account where this money will be transferred that was why I contacted you because I do not permit to do that also the bank has advise me to nominate any foreign partner I trusted which is why I approach you in this regard. I have attached my pictures here for you to know me very well.

Bye and take a good care of yourself,have a nice day.

Yours sincerely,
Helena.
Re: Nigerian Men Are The Funniest Men In The World! by Nobody: 3:57am On Apr 10, 2012
bittyend:

You're a fraudster and a scum.. Do you work for NL or something?

And stopping spaming people's emails with scam emails - you c[i]u[/i]m bucket. undecided

hahahahhahahahahaha! grin grin
smh!!
Re: Nigerian Men Are The Funniest Men In The World! by lgboks(m): 5:22am On Apr 10, 2012
Dat mail looks familiar,received it a while ago.guess frm a nl member nd was touched until it got to d money part were I hissed nd deleted d mail.it nava changes mmmmttttccccwwwww
Re: Nigerian Men Are The Funniest Men In The World! by Scash(f): 5:33am On Apr 10, 2012
Smh
Re: Nigerian Men Are The Funniest Men In The World! by KevinII(m): 5:44am On Apr 10, 2012
Scash: Smh
scarse come let us relate. i wont let you fall i swaar. the door is open
Re: Nigerian Men Are The Funniest Men In The World! by Nobody: 12:03pm On Apr 10, 2012
so its this onila bitchh thats been spaming my mail.whatever you are,you're such a loser. yahoo yahoo piss
Re: Nigerian Men Are The Funniest Men In The World! by Nobody: 12:06pm On Apr 10, 2012
bittyend:

Ok, can I see your picture?
no worry onila na fine kele wink
her yansh alone fit put kim kardeshian own to shame :Dsssss

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