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| Akpos The Plane-cleaner by dani1luv: 11:59am On Apr 06, 2012 |
One faithful day akpos a plane-cleaner was alone in an airport; he was ordered to clean the pilot's cabin while cleaning he saw a manual that read "LEARN HOW TO FLY A PLANE VOL 1." He then took the book opened the first page and saw to "TO START THE ENGINE PRESS THE GREEN BUTTON" which he did!! turned to the second page he saw "TO MOVE THE PLANE PRESS THE RED BUTTON" he couldnt control the plane so he turned to the next page and saw "TO TURN ON THE AUTOPILOT MODE PRESS THE BLUE BUTTON" which he did, akpos enjoyed the breeze and all that for 20minutes, at least he could move a plane . . it was now time to land the plane when the turned to the next page and saw "WATCH OUT FOR VOL. 2"  Akpos fainted!! |
| Re: Akpos The Plane-cleaner by habiolah(m): 12:14pm On Apr 06, 2012 |
hope you got him conscious sha   |
| Re: Akpos The Plane-cleaner by dani1luv: 12:18pm On Apr 06, 2012 |
habiolah: hope you got him conscious sha and what if I didnt?? you go beat me? |
| Re: Akpos The Plane-cleaner by habiolah(m): 12:26pm On Apr 06, 2012 |
no o. The guy fit die like that even before plane crash death kill am ni. You go just become hero like that na, becomn't you |
| Re: Akpos The Plane-cleaner by dani1luv: 12:27pm On Apr 06, 2012 |
habiolah: no o. The guy fit die like that even before plane crash death kill am ni. You go just become hero like that na, becomn't youoga, stop speaking in tongues this is blasphemy!! |
| Re: Akpos The Plane-cleaner by habiolah(m): 12:36pm On Apr 06, 2012 |
wetin? |
| Re: Akpos The Plane-cleaner by bunmioguns(m): 2:39pm On Apr 06, 2012 |
| dis joke is older than d poster himself |
| Re: Akpos The Plane-cleaner by mikuz(m): 6:53pm On Apr 06, 2012 |
Nice zoke |
| Re: Akpos The Plane-cleaner by opabukun(m): 8:20pm On Apr 06, 2012 |
Now diz wat I called funny. Thumb up poster |
| Re: Akpos The Plane-cleaner by sutoboy(m): 8:28pm On Apr 06, 2012 |
this is not the Dani i used to knw then! den don reformat my Dani |
| Re: Akpos The Plane-cleaner by dani1luv: 1:08pm On Apr 10, 2012 |
Chai. .they've copied and recycled my zoke  |
| Re: Akpos The Plane-cleaner by Ruqaya(f): 11:57am On Apr 11, 2012 |
Copy cat |
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