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The 35 year old lady asked the doctor " Should I have a baby after 35?"

Dr: No, 35 children is enough.


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The head of the family says to the doctor," Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?"

Dr: When the kids are in college.

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The young mother asks the doctor, " Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?"
Dr: Yes, pregnancy.

A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit prior to the birth of their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelible ink.
The couple was curious about what the stamp was for, so when they got home, the husband dug out his magnifying glass to try to see what it was. In very tiny letters, the stamp said, "When you can read this, come back and see me."

A lady from a Kaduna Nigeria who could not understand much English wasn't feeling well and went to see her doctor. After examining her he said, "You are pregnant. Please understand that you have an insufficient passage and if you have a baby it will be a miracle."

The lady rushed home crying and told her husband, "The doctor says I'm pregnant and I have a fish in the passage and if I have a baby it will be a mackerel!"

A Yoruba man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her *husband*!"

An American man is riding a bus in Lagos with A yoruba Man. His Yoruba man  knows some English, and they end up chatting. The seatmate asks the American if he has children. The American says no.

"Ah, so sad," says the Nigerian. "Your wife, she is impregnable?" "Well, um, that's not exactly the word," says the American. "Oh!" interrupts the Nigerian. "I mean, she is inconceivable?" "Um, not quite --" the American begins, only to be interrupted again. "Oh, no, that isn't right," says the nigerian. "She is, what is it, she is unbearable?" "Well, actually, that's pretty much sums it up," says the American.

Lol

Classic