Gdmorning all, i war listenin to president Gej's speech during democracy day, i was expecting to hear, 'i hereby increase the allowance of corpers from 19,200 to 49,200, God bless the federal republic of nigeria'

ujchief: Gdmorning all, i war listenin to president Gej's speech during democracy day, i was expecting to hear, 'i hereby increase the allowance of corpers from 19,200 to 49,200, God bless the federal republic of nigeria'

i tot corper's allowance is N19,800, hs it bin reducd to N19,200? #shocked#

Shareboyz: i knew she aint ugly. Cuz most ugly peeps wouldnt admit thr are.

lol...dnt mind ha, she jus wnts 2mk us a laff coz dt ws a descriptn of a bad dwarf. Hahahahahahaa

Shygal: lol...dnt mind ha, she jus wnts 2mk us a laff coz dt ws a descriptn of a bad dwarf. Hahahahahahaa

was that yur pic? Mehnnnn! U tite o

Mornin peeps, 32days to go

Wasup evrybody! I'm back!
@mr mosh: i've seen dat u kept d house in order. Gud job.
@sigba: Tanx 4 lookin after my office.
@governor fashrola, mr mosh, okoya, uj, t, sigba, kinnad, obi n all: i read all ur comments corcernin d multi nature of d thread. All of u made sense. I luv d jokes cuz it keeps us goin. However, i suggest dat we leave d jokes/social department to naijaobi. Dis thread is gonna be a total mess if evry1 goes into jokes. Lets talk about nysc, d labour market, e.t.c. cuz Der'z alot infos/ideas dat we can share 2geda. so Pls lets leave d jokes to naijaobi. I respect evry member of d big house so i'm sayin dis 2 keep us in line.
I was out 4 while cuz i had to do some underworld plannin. Mehn, time if am gonna ghost or not.
Btw, do y'all know dat ur bank also determines how fast/easy u receive ur allowee?. A friend told me dat first bank is d best.
Motto: peace n unity while we share d money!!

flairlady: sorry believe u are better now.i really love the maturity of everyone on this thread,if na other thread,dem for don e-insult fashrola and barcanaija finish.good mornin@al and ve a fulfilled day

yea i am, thks sweety

Shareboyz: was that yur pic? Mehnnnn! U tite o

thanx *blushin*

T.stone:
*yawns*
@all, I dey seriously hail o. Have been very busy having series of meetings wiv the NYSC director general on way forward for this coming batch as far as mobilization is concerned. Anyways am back and will continue to gist u guys on d latest development. @ Boss-9 zeros, Moshoodn et al, I saw ur names on those states list!!!

pow! pow!. i see. was also in nysc hdqtr in abj, live n direct.

Abbasufi:



TELL D TRUTH O, MAY B DEM GIV U ROOM FOR ASO VILLA U KON 4GET NAIRALAND LOL, OPE U OKAY NOW

na true i talk o, lol, im beta than gud

BJ88:
hope u're better now..the Lord is ur strenght n health...tk kia dear!

yea dear,Amen

9-zeros:
Wasup evrybody! I'm back!
@mr mosh: i've seen dat u kept d house in order. Gud job.
@sigba: Tanx 4 lookin after my office.
@governor fashrola, mr mosh, okoya, uj, t, sigba, kinnad, obi n all: i read all ur comments corcernin d multi nature of d thread. All of u made sense. I luv d jokes cuz it keeps us goin. However, i suggest dat we leave d jokes/social department to naijaobi. Dis thread is gonna be a total mess if evry1 goes into jokes. Lets talk about nysc, d labour market, e.t.c. cuz Der'z alot infos/ideas dat we can share 2geda. so Pls lets leave d jokes to naijaobi. I respect evry member of d big house so i'm sayin dis 2 keep us in line.
I was out 4 while cuz i had to do some underworld plannin. Mehn, time if am gonna ghost or not.
Btw, do y'all know dat ur bank also determines how fast/easy u receive ur allowee?. A friend told me dat first bank is d best.
Motto: peace n unity while we share d money!!

gud one Boss. Bt our banks is nt ours 2 choose, i hrd they wil giv us a bnk 2get our allowee on camp n it depnds on d bnk dts located in our ppa. Means we'l hv our own acct plus d 1 Nysc wil giv us.

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE... THE BOSS IS BACK!!WELCOME 9-ZEROS

LETS ALL PONDER ON THIS

A man saw a little poor boy looking at his expensive car, he took the boy for a drive.
The boy said: "your car is so marvelous, it must be too expensive!, how much it costs.?"
Man: "I don't know, my brother has gifted me."
Boy: "Wow, so nice of him."
Man: "I know what you're thinking, you also want to have a car like it."
Boy: No, i want to be a brother like him.

[size=14pt]Always think higher than the people's expectation!
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9-zeros:
Wasup evrybody! I'm back!
@mr mosh: i've seen dat u kept d house in order. Gud job.
@sigba: Tanx 4 lookin after my office.
@governor fashrola, mr mosh, okoya, uj, t, sigba, kinnad, obi n all: i read all ur comments corcernin d multi nature of d thread. All of u made sense. I luv d jokes cuz it keeps us goin. However, i suggest dat we leave d jokes/social department to naijaobi. Dis thread is gonna be a total mess if evry1 goes into jokes. Lets talk about nysc, d labour market, e.t.c. cuz Der'z alot infos/ideas dat we can share 2geda. so Pls lets leave d jokes to naijaobi. I respect evry member of d big house so i'm sayin dis 2 keep us in line.
I was out 4 while cuz i had to do some underworld plannin. Mehn, time if am gonna ghost or not.
Btw, do y'all know dat ur bank also determines how fast/easy u receive ur allowee?. A friend told me dat first bank is d best.
Motto: peace n unity while we share d money!!

You re welcome Sir. Thank God for safe flight. I kept ur keys safely, no one entered ur ur office.
Now on office matters.
I second ur declaration on naijaobi being in charge of the jokes dept, cos my people say "plenty hand dey spoil soup"
As for the bank and allowance talk, i know we aint the ones to choose the banks they'll use to pay us our allowance.
Goodmorning all and have a nice dai.

Edu.ng:
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ARE U HIGH?

naijaobi:
ARE U HIGH?

hahahaha, d guy wan buy jeep...

As for d bank stuff, d nysc will give you one bank which you will open an account wia you will be receiving ua fed. Allowee and you will use ua personal account for d state allowee.

Shygal: hahahaha, d guy wan buy jeep...

NO MIND AM...NO BE ONLY JEEP, NA PLANE HE GO BUY..

After dipping AKPOS three times in water, Father Peter then said to him,

"You are now a new creation so your name is no longer AKPOS but Paul. From now onwards, no eating pork.".

On arrival home, AKPOS now Paul dipped his pork in water three times and then said,

"From now on your name na beef!!" AND HE ATE THE PORK NOW RENAMED BEEF..LOLLL

Shygal: gud one Boss. Bt our banks is nt ours 2 choose, i hrd they wil giv us a bnk 2get our allowee on camp n it depnds on d bnk dts located in our ppa. Means we'l hv our own acct plus d 1 Nysc wil giv us.

yeah. dey said 1st bank is da best.

naijaobi: GOOD MORNING EVERYONE... THE BOSS IS BACK!!WELCOME 9-ZEROS

i see u. pow!

sigba:
You re welcome Sir. Thank God for safe flight. I kept ur keys safely, no one entered ur ur office.
Now on office matters.
I second ur declaration on naijaobi being in charge of the jokes dept, cos my people say "plenty hand dey spoil soup"
As for the bank and allowance talk, i know we aint the ones to choose the banks they'll use to pay us our allowance.
Goodmorning all and have a nice dai.

i see u. as 4 d bank stuff, i heard 1st bank is great. lets all pray 4 a nice 1.

Barcanaija: As for d bank stuff, d nysc will give you one bank which you will open an account wia you will be receiving ua fed. Allowee and you will use ua personal account for d state allowee.

ok, clear. its best to chose a smart bank 4 d state allowee cuz it matters especially due to d normal delay in allowee payment.

ujchief: Gdmorning all, i war listenin to president Gej's speech during democracy day, i was expecting to hear, 'i hereby increase the allowance of corpers from 19,200 to 49,200, God bless the federal republic of nigeria'

Seriously!

9-zeros:

ok, clear. its best to chose a smart bank 4 d state allowee cuz it matters especially due to d normal delay in allowee payment.

ua rit bruv,already made my choice its first bank all d way.

I know non of u is planning towards imo state, but if u do collect ur callup and its imo, then hit me up.

i am new here, i passionately luv this forum. kudos 2 u all

naijaobi:
ARE U HIGH?

HE IS DEFINATLY NOT LOW!

teteyaks: na true i talk o, lol, im beta than gud

DATS GOOD TO HEAR MA