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Joke Of The Day {LOL} by omotayokay: 4:22am On Apr 08, 2012
One day, John - an aeroplane cleaner was cleaning the pilot’s cockpit when he saw a book entitled, “HOW TO FLY AN AEROPLANE FOR BEGINNERS,VOL.
1”. He opened the the first page which said, “To start the engine,press the red button”. He did so and the airplane engine started. He was pleased and opened the next page,
“To set airplane moving press blue button”. He did so and the plane started moving at an amazing speed. He wanted to fly, so he opened the 3rd page which said,
“To let
airplane fly, please
press the green button”. He did so and the plane started to fly. He was so happy. After 20 minutes of flying, he was satisfied and wanted to land so he decided to go the 4th page. He fainted after reading the instructions.
The 4th page said, “To learn how to land a plane please watch out for Volume 2.

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Re: Joke Of The Day {LOL} by Lagusta(m): 10:17am On Apr 08, 2012
Eyya poor kid, he should press d white button, it will make him die quicker
Re: Joke Of The Day {LOL} by yeswecan(m): 2:58pm On Apr 08, 2012
Good one!
Re: Joke Of The Day {LOL} by Homar(m): 4:26pm On Apr 08, 2012
Lol .
Re: Joke Of The Day {LOL} by lockheed55(m): 7:40am On Apr 09, 2012
cool
Re: Joke Of The Day {LOL} by realsammie(m): 12:58pm On Apr 10, 2012
grin grin grin grin
Re: Joke Of The Day {LOL} by skales(m): 12:59pm On Apr 10, 2012
Weldone poster lol
Re: Joke Of The Day {LOL} by Nobody: 1:05pm On Apr 10, 2012
Weldone poster.....
Re: Joke Of The Day {LOL} by dani1luv: 1:07pm On Apr 10, 2012

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