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Old Tricks by SPIFF(m): 7:41am On Nov 05, 2007 |
Once upon a time there was a nice young man called Karim. He used to sell caps for a living, and roam around several villages. One day he would be in Mughalsarai, the other day people would find him in Faizabad. It was an afternoon in summer and he was traversing the vast plains when he felt tired and wanted to have a nap. He found a nice mango tree with lots of branches and cool shade, placed his bag of caps beside him and went to sleep. Tired as he was, he was quickly fast asleep. When he woke up after a refreshing little nap, he found that there weren't any caps in his bag! "Oh, Allah!", he said to himself, "Did the thieves have to find me of all people?" But then he noticed that the mango tree was full of cute monkeys wearing colourful caps! He yelled at the monkeys and they screamed back. He made faces at them and found the monkeys to be experts at that. He threw a stone at them and they showered him with raw mangoes. "Ya Allah, how do I get my caps back," he said. Frustrated, he took off his own cap and slammed it on the ground. And lo, the stupid monkeys threw their caps too! Smart Karim didn't waste a second, collected the caps and was on his way. 50 Years later , Young Abdul, grandson of famous topiwala Karim who was also working hard at making $$$ doing his family business, was going through the same jungle. After a long walk he was very tired and found a nice mango tree with lots of branches and cool shade. Abdul decided to rest a while and very soon was fast asleep. A few hours later, when Abdul woke up, he realised that all the caps from his bag were gone! Abdul started searching for the same and to his surprise found some monkeys sitting on mango tree wearing his caps. Abdul was frustrated and didn't know what to do. And then he remembered a story his grandfathers proudly used to let him. "Yes!!!! I can fool these monkeys!!!", said Abdul. "I'll make them imitate me and very soon I'll get all my caps back!" Abdul waved at the monkeys -- the Monkeys waved at Abdul Abdul blew his nose -- the Monkeys blew their noses Abdul started dancing -- the Monkeys were also dancing Abdul pulled his ears -- the Monkeys pulled their ears Abdul raised his hands -- the Monkeys raised their hands Abdul threw his cap on the ground , , one of the monkeys jumped down from the tree, picked the cap, walked up to Abdul; slapped him and said "Idiot!!! Do you think IT'S ONLY YOU WHO HAD A GRANDFATHER??" |
Re: Old Tricks by saintkola(m): 12:07pm On Nov 05, 2007 |
Lmfao |
Re: Old Tricks by biggerboy(m): 1:18pm On Nov 05, 2007 |
Oh God! This is hilarious.Good one! |
Re: Old Tricks by Migines(m): 1:21pm On Nov 05, 2007 |
Un-necessarily long. |
Re: Old Tricks by clemcykul(f): 2:01pm On Nov 05, 2007 |
ha ha stupid boy! |
Re: Old Tricks by ituen(m): 3:45pm On Nov 05, 2007 |
u must be silly, mr poster |
Re: Old Tricks by Khams: 6:04pm On Nov 05, 2007 |
Monkey wahala. Nice |
Re: Old Tricks by freezy(m): 6:35pm On Nov 05, 2007 |
Nice one man, nice. I really laughed my *ss out |
Re: Old Tricks by brimbrack(m): 6:42pm On Nov 05, 2007 |
nice joke mate! keep it up |
Re: Old Tricks by topeteadr(m): 8:20am On Nov 06, 2007 |
Cracked my ribs |
Re: Old Tricks by clemcykul(f): 8:45am On Nov 06, 2007 |
freezy: does it now mean that uve no arse left poor you how den can u bla bla bla |
Re: Old Tricks by slitty: 9:00am On Nov 06, 2007 |
funny |
Re: Old Tricks by sniperwolf(m): 9:14am On Nov 06, 2007 |
So monkey get grandpa. |
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