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Old Tricks by SPIFF(m): 7:41am On Nov 05, 2007
Once upon a time there was a nice young man called Karim.
He used to sell caps for a living, and roam
around several villages. One day he would be in
Mughalsarai, the other day people would find him in
Faizabad.

It was an afternoon in summer and he was traversing
the vast plains when he felt tired and wanted to have
a nap. He found a nice mango tree with lots of
branches and cool shade, placed his bag of caps beside
him and went to sleep.

Tired as he was, he was quickly fast asleep. When he
woke up after a refreshing little nap, he found that
there weren't any caps in his bag! "Oh, Allah!", he
said to himself, "Did the thieves have to find me of
all people?" But then he noticed that the mango tree
was full of cute monkeys wearing colourful caps!

He yelled at the monkeys and they screamed back. He
made faces at them and found the monkeys to be experts
at that. He threw a stone at them and they showered
him with raw mangoes.

"Ya Allah, how do I get my caps back," he said.
Frustrated, he took off his own cap and slammed it on
the ground. And lo, the stupid monkeys threw their
caps too! Smart Karim didn't waste a second, collected
the caps and was on his way.


50 Years later ,

Young Abdul, grandson of famous topiwala Karim who was
also working hard at making $$$ doing his family
business, was going through the same jungle. After a
long walk he was very tired and found a nice mango
tree with lots of branches and cool shade. Abdul
decided to rest a while and very soon was fast asleep.
A few hours later, when Abdul woke up, he realised
that all the caps from his bag were gone! Abdul
started searching for the same and to his surprise
found some monkeys sitting on mango tree wearing his
caps. Abdul was frustrated and didn't know what to do.
And then he remembered a story his grandfathers
proudly used to let him.

"Yes!!!! I can fool these monkeys!!!", said Abdul.
"I'll make them imitate me and very soon I'll get all
my caps back!"

Abdul waved at the monkeys -- the Monkeys waved at
Abdul
Abdul blew his nose -- the Monkeys blew
their noses
Abdul started dancing -- the Monkeys were
also dancing
Abdul pulled his ears -- the Monkeys
pulled their ears
Abdul raised his hands -- the Monkeys
raised their hands
Abdul threw his cap on the ground ,
, one of the monkeys jumped down from the tree,
picked the cap, walked up to Abdul; slapped him and
said "Idiot!!! Do you think IT'S ONLY YOU WHO HAD A GRANDFATHER??"
Re: Old Tricks by saintkola(m): 12:07pm On Nov 05, 2007
Lmfao
Re: Old Tricks by biggerboy(m): 1:18pm On Nov 05, 2007
Oh God!

This is hilarious.Good one!
Re: Old Tricks by Migines(m): 1:21pm On Nov 05, 2007
Un-necessarily long.
Re: Old Tricks by clemcykul(f): 2:01pm On Nov 05, 2007
ha ha stupid boy! grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Old Tricks by ituen(m): 3:45pm On Nov 05, 2007
u must be silly, mr poster grin grin grin grin
Re: Old Tricks by Khams: 6:04pm On Nov 05, 2007
Monkey wahala. Nice grin grin grin
Re: Old Tricks by freezy(m): 6:35pm On Nov 05, 2007
Nice one man, nice. I really laughed my *ss out grin grin grin
Re: Old Tricks by brimbrack(m): 6:42pm On Nov 05, 2007
nice joke mate!

keep it up
Re: Old Tricks by topeteadr(m): 8:20am On Nov 06, 2007
Cracked my ribs
Re: Old Tricks by clemcykul(f): 8:45am On Nov 06, 2007
freezy:

Nice one man, nice. I really laughed my *ss out grin grin grin

does it now mean that uve no arse left poor you embarassed how den can u bla bla bla grin
Re: Old Tricks by slitty: 9:00am On Nov 06, 2007
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin funny
Re: Old Tricks by sniperwolf(m): 9:14am On Nov 06, 2007
So monkey get grandpa.

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