A middle aged woman has heart attack and is taken to a hospital where she has a near death experience. Seeing God she asks; Is my time up? God says, 'No' you have another 43 years two months and eight days to live. Upon getting well, she decided to make the most of the time left. So she stays in hospital to have a face lift, liposuction and Tummy tuck. She even got someone come in and dye her hair. Eventually she is discharged from hospital . but on her way home, she is knocked down and killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God she demanded: i thought you said I had forty three years left? Why didn't you pull me out of the part of the Ambulance? But God replies, "I didn't bloody recognise you."

Does God actually make any mistake?