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Women's Dilemma by GeeCee(m): 3:02pm On Nov 07, 2007
A woman complains:


1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
 
10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW , WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN??

Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with.
Re: Women's Dilemma by ituen(m): 4:16pm On Nov 07, 2007
Well i'm proud to be a man
Re: Women's Dilemma by biggerboy(m): 4:18pm On Nov 07, 2007
If you are tired of men,then try lesbianism
Re: Women's Dilemma by GeeCee(m): 2:45pm On Jun 09, 2009
shocked
Re: Women's Dilemma by Ben13: 2:56pm On Jun 09, 2009
GeeCee angry
Re: Women's Dilemma by GeeCee(m): 2:58pm On Jun 09, 2009
Yes, wat can i do for you?

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