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The Banker by robby1(m): 4:57pm On Mar 27, 2006
A man walks into a bank, and after waiting for 20
minutes in line, he goes straight to a customer
service representative and says, "hey, lady, I
got this here check for deposit and I'll be
goddamned if I am going to wait my ass on line
anymore."

"Please", says the woman. "I won't have that kind
of language in this bank." "Well excuse me, but
this fuckin' check ain't drawing any goddamned
interest with you yappin' away about my
language." "Sir, I don't have to take this abuse"
she says. "Well then let's get the fuckin'
manager okay? I mean what kind of shit is this
I have to take from you?"

The manager is summoned, and says "What seems to
be the problem?" The woman says, "This man is
using vulgar language and I won't stand for it."
The man says "Hey alls I'm trying to do in this
goddamned bank, for Christ's sake is deposit this
fuckin' check for 15 million dollars."

The manager looks at the check and then at the
man and says, "And this fuckin' bitch won't help
you?"
Re: The Banker by Rhodalyn(f): 5:00pm On Mar 27, 2006
:d :d :d
Re: The Banker by Rhodalyn(f): 5:00pm On Mar 27, 2006
good one wink
Re: The Banker by Free(f): 7:05pm On Mar 27, 2006
oooh theres 2 of this joke up in here, grin grin cheesy
Re: The Banker by spikelord(m): 8:02am On Mar 28, 2006
;d ;d ;d
Re: The Banker by gentleaura(m): 4:17pm On Apr 01, 2006
LOL, yeah thts wat we talking bout
Re: The Banker by diddy4(m): 11:31pm On Apr 01, 2006
that really funny. when there is money there aint nothing like use of vulgar language.
Re: The Banker by Z4M4eva(f): 9:43pm On Apr 02, 2006
l.o.l. How Kool.

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