slimyem: ....so wetin you want make we con talk now?
U no know say e don tey wey nyash don dey for back ni?

chucky234: I often wonder if love worth all the pain,sacrifices and trust,you maybe wondering why I asked but read the below experience from a friend and you will understand


“PING!!! where are
you? you know its my wedding tomorrow right?”
I didn’t reply the message, I knew what she was
going to say and I must say the phobia I have for the
BBM and that screen muncher thing is hilarious. I
don’t disclose even my whereabouts in a chat with
friends. Munching chats. they will soon start
recording phone calls and feelings… Anyway, I called
her and she starts to tell me again about how she’s
getting married because the guy did this, the guy did
that but she doesn’t love him and he doesn’t satisfy
her blah blah… I said
OK no problem but you’re getting married to this
same guy's flaws and all so he must definitely have
some good attributes. she said yes. he’s rich. I
laughed my ass off literally cause I toppled over the
chair I was sitting in. I consoled her or something. I
don’t know, but I said some sooothing words to her
and wished her the best then rung off.
This girl and I had been in a back and forth
relationship for over four years. We were the
definition of “its complicated” I know she loved me,
but her greed got in the way and she became the
chairlady of aristo association of Africa. She will go to
Dubai, Malaysia, London etc. and bring me back stuff
from her “cousin” “uncle” :family friend”… We broke
up constantly because of the many falsehoods and
dirty behaviour, but there was always something
bringing us back together.. Then at 25 she noticed all
of her friends were getting married and it became
apparent that I wasn’t planning on settling down any
time soon so she got herself a boyfriend and was
getting married now.
After we got off the phone she sent me another
BBM… ”I couldn’t say this over the phone. Femi I
need to see you desperately”
Well, I called again and asked where she was. She
said she was staying at a hotel with her bridesmaids
and co. I booked a room in the same hotel and
needless to say, I was with the bride to be all night
long. I was there when her groom called and
professed love, gushing about how happy and lucky
he was. I cant even word what I was doing to her
when she said he loved him too. Lol! End times
people, I tell you!!!
I left early morning and went back home to get ready
for the wedding. I’d been invited of course and party
rice has always appealed to me. So I called up a few
of my guys and we all went together.
Looking at how serious and solemn she seemed as
she took her vows, as she said “I DO” I shook my
head in wonderment. Is this how life really is? mehn,
home-boy no go marry again O. I cant imagine
standing in front of a babe and promising my whole
life not knowing she had just given somebody else a
few hours before.
Marriage just scares me now. Trust is a thing of the
past. Love is proper bullshit and commitment is a
one off. I know if I eventually fall in love enough to
want to marry some girl, I”ll treat her in such a way
that I’d want to be treated. Give her all I want to
receive,and pray she feels the same way I do too.
At the reception, the new wife came to me and said
for all to hear “so good to see you again, thanks for
coming” In my ear she whispered, “l’ll see you after
the honeymoon for a real honeymoon” then she
squeezed my arm and walked away to go kiss her
husband, still smiling.
Oh Lawwwd!
The end times are here people. The devil is taking
Over and started with the women

chucky234:
Why is it that a woman cannot take a decision and abide by it in every aspect,I think any man who make up his/her mind marry should be sincere with the man or woman he/she is getting married to.
To decide to marry one and spend romantic time with another on your wedding eve is despicable.
It happens daily but how do we stop this trend,its common among women.

chucky234: I often wonder if love worth all the pain,sacrifices and trust,you maybe wondering why I asked but read the below experience from a friend and you will understand


“PING!!! where are
you? you know its my wedding tomorrow right?”
I didn’t reply the message, I knew what she was
going to say and I must say the phobia I have for the
BBM and that screen muncher thing is hilarious. I
don’t disclose even my whereabouts in a chat with
friends. Munching chats. they will soon start
recording phone calls and feelings… Anyway, I called
her and she starts to tell me again about how she’s
getting married because the guy did this, the guy did
that but she doesn’t love him and he doesn’t satisfy
her blah blah… I said
OK no problem but you’re getting married to this
same guy's flaws and all so he must definitely have
some good attributes. she said yes. he’s rich. I
laughed my ass off literally cause I toppled over the
chair I was sitting in. I consoled her or something. I
don’t know, but I said some sooothing words to her
and wished her the best then rung off.
This girl and I had been in a back and forth
relationship for over four years. We were the
definition of “its complicated” I know she loved me,
but her greed got in the way and she became the
chairlady of aristo association of Africa. She will go to
Dubai, Malaysia, London etc. and bring me back stuff
from her “cousin” “uncle” :family friend”… We broke
up constantly because of the many falsehoods and
dirty behaviour, but there was always something
bringing us back together.. Then at 25 she noticed all
of her friends were getting married and it became
apparent that I wasn’t planning on settling down any
time soon so she got herself a boyfriend and was
getting married now.
After we got off the phone she sent me another
BBM… ”I couldn’t say this over the phone. Femi I
need to see you desperately”
Well, I called again and asked where she was. She
said she was staying at a hotel with her bridesmaids
and co. I booked a room in the same hotel and
needless to say, I was with the bride to be all night
long. I was there when her groom called and
professed love, gushing about how happy and lucky
he was. I cant even word what I was doing to her
when she said he loved him too. Lol! End times
people, I tell you!!!
I left early morning and went back home to get ready
for the wedding. I’d been invited of course and party
rice has always appealed to me. So I called up a few
of my guys and we all went together.
Looking at how serious and solemn she seemed as
she took her vows, as she said “I DO” I shook my
head in wonderment. Is this how life really is? mehn,
home-boy no go marry again O. I cant imagine
standing in front of a babe and promising my whole
life not knowing she had just given somebody else a
few hours before.
Marriage just scares me now. Trust is a thing of the
past. Love is proper bullshit and commitment is a
one off. I know if I eventually fall in love enough to
want to marry some girl, I”ll treat her in such a way
that I’d want to be treated. Give her all I want to
receive,and pray she feels the same way I do too.
At the reception, the new wife came to me and said
for all to hear “so good to see you again, thanks for
coming” In my ear she whispered, “l’ll see you after
the honeymoon for a real honeymoon” then she
squeezed my arm and walked away to go kiss her
husband, still smiling.
Oh Lawwwd!
The end times are here people. The devil is taking
Over and started with the women

I thank God that there is Karma..... it will bite u back in ass n ur situation will be worse than the groom as for the stupid bride... i pray u change ur ways!!!

bennyraz: @OP. Ladies and money are inseperable. It seems like you bleeped her overnight at the hotel before the wedding. Kai, u sef na sege daboroba! Eating what is not yours? If you see and you know all the things women do before they get married, you just feel sorry for the husband to be. The other day i chatting with my friends and i was advocating that i would never marry a dis-virgined girl. They laughed at me because they knew i was requesting for what is 90% impossible. Yes, i know. But how do you want someone of my status to marry another man's chewing stick? M'banu. It's suicidal. You get it right? How many d1cks have been down there? Those are part of the reasons are aint in a relationship. And i don't think how would be in one soonest. When you can get the milk at affordable price, why bother about the cow?

slimyem: typical!
You want to marry a virgin eh?
Are you one yourself?
How many girls have you slept with?
How many times did you sleep with them?
Hypocrite!
You will NEVER find a virgin to marry..NEVER!
I swear by my keypad!

slimyem: shut tha fcck up!
Which trend is common among women?
Who are the women sleeping with?
Cats?
Do men not do the same things u accuse women of ?
My friend,find somewhere go sleep jejely.u need rest!
Nonsense!

bennyraz: @OP. Ladies and money are inseperable. It seems like you bleeped her overnight at the hotel before the wedding. Kai, u sef na sege daboroba! Eating what is not yours? If you see and you know all the things women do before they get married, you just feel sorry for the husband to be. The other day i chatting with my friends and i was advocating that i would never marry a dis-virgined girl. They laughed at me because they knew i was requesting for what is 90% impossible. Yes, i know. But how do you want someone of my status to marry another man's chewing stick? M'banu. It's suicidal. You get it right? How many d1cks have been down there? Those are part of the reasons are aint in a relationship. And i don't think how would be in one soonest. When you can get the milk at affordable price, why bother about the cow?

bennyraz: me i swear by my mouse. i'm a proud virgin

Rocktation: Mumu.

chucky234:
Otombo,Olodo,Ode,goon,moronic whorelistic

pc guru: Poster you are a fu.ckin.g hypocrite its different if she slept with someone else but you slept with someone's wife to be and now questioning the act you committed, anyway three of you guys are foolish(third being the groom) for being a sucker, have a good life whatever is left of it.

Rocktation:

Hehehehehehehe. Wasn't even referring to you. Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha.

bennyraz: @OP. Ladies and money are inseperable. It seems like you bleeped her overnight at the hotel before the wedding. Kai, u sef na sege daboroba! Eating what is not yours? If you see and you know all the things women do before they get married, you just feel sorry for the husband to be. The other day i chatting with my friends and i was advocating that i would never marry a dis-virgined girl. They laughed at me because they knew i was requesting for what is 90% impossible. Yes, i know. But how do you want someone of my status to marry another man's chewing stick? M'banu. It's suicidal. You get it right? How many d1cks have been down there? Those are part of the reasons are aint in a relationship. And i don't think how would be in one soonest. When you can get the milk at affordable price, why bother about the cow?

bennyraz: @OP. Ladies and money are inseperable. It seems like you bleeped her overnight at the hotel before the wedding. Kai, u sef na sege daboroba! Eating what is not yours? If you see and you know all the things women do before they get married, you just feel sorry for the husband to be. The other day i chatting with my friends and i was advocating that i would never marry a dis-virgined girl. They laughed at me because they knew i was requesting for what is 90% impossible. Yes, i know. But how do you want someone of my status to marry another man's chewing stick? M'banu. It's suicidal. You get it right? How many d1cks have been down there? Those are part of the reasons are aint in a relationship. And i don't think how would be in one soonest. When you can get the milk at affordable price, why bother about the cow?

sauer:
This is crass, idiotic thinking! I can't imagine. You want an angel for a wife? Why not die first!?
Seriously, the common opinion among Nigerian guys that their wives must be someone descended from the heavens, a virgin, pure, with no children from another man, and ever willing to please their sexual fantasies is just plain dumb and wrong! When I think of the many better enlightened people in Europe, Asia and the Americas who marry plain women, single mothers, divorcees, (name it!), I just realize how "different" we really are as Nigerians!

sauer:
This is crass, idiotic thinking! I can't imagine. You want an angel for a wife? Why not die first!?
Seriously, the common opinion among Nigerian guys that their wives must be someone descended from the heavens, a virgin, pure, with no children from another man, and ever willing to please their sexual fantasies is just plain dumb and wrong! When I think of the many better enlightened people in Europe, Asia and the Americas who marry plain women, single mothers, divorcees, (name it!), I just realize how "different" we really are as Nigerians!