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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 7:12pm On Mar 08, 2016
Look at this dude loading nonsense from 7 years ago.

I realised Iniesta is a fraud long ago.

Xavi is my favourite midfielder and have repeated that several times.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by sleekdot(m): 7:12pm On Mar 08, 2016
Evidence 2

Ibime:


Why should I convince myself that Lamps is better when all the stats say he is? On the other hand, if you keep believing the hype, you will actually believe that Gerrard is better. I prefer my football played a certain way, and that is methodical and on the ground. Gerrard does not fit into that mould. [size=13pt]My favourite player is Iniesta[/size]. Soon some Liverpool fan will come and tell me that Gerrard is better than Iniesta. All sentimentality and last minute glory goals aside, I prefer to stick to the statistics and the facts. The fact is that Lamps is Mr consistent. Over a league season, I know who I prefer in my corner - the one who scores more goals, makes more assists, covers more distance and has better passing accuracy. Full stop.



https://www.nairaland.com/193153/gerrard-lampard/1#3079608
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 7:13pm On Mar 08, 2016
sleekdot:


Ibime was actually taking a piss. Do you really think ibime believes all that crap he is posting about Iniesta?

He was joking. If you give me the go ahead I would expose him here. The problem is some people actually believed him

Ibime you should know some young football followers are here who take what you say as gospel when its obvious you are just joking around

If you want me to expose Ibime say YAY. If I have 3 Yays I would go ahead

Na Wetin dey always piss me off the most about Ibime matter be that.

The guy has a one kind of cult following like that wey dey follow am without question. Bimffo unfortunately is one.

I remember that RLC matter. The guy played averagely at best in his debut. Ibime claimed that the boy played fantastically...next thing I saw Bimffo and others repeating it.

I nearly put my keyboard through my screen that day...especially when it led to calls for RLC to be introduced to the 1st team.

Thank God Jose called him out and ended the madness.

Ibime Thunder fire your left ball there...

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by sleekdot(m): 7:16pm On Mar 08, 2016
Nihilist:


Na Wetin dey always piss me off the most about Ibime matter be that.

The guy has a one kind of cult following like that wey dey follow am without question. Bimffo unfortunately is one.

I remember that RLC matter. The guy played averagely at best in his debut. Ibime claimed that the boy played fantastically...next thing I saw Bimffo and others repeating it.

I nearly put my keyboard through my screen that day...especially when it led to calls for RLC to be introduced to the 1st team.

Thank God Jose called him out and ended the madness.

Ibime Thunder fire your left ball there...

Imagine I presented stats from UEFA site yesterday on number of assist Iniesta has and someone said we should wait for Ibime to confirm it

I'm like UEFA says something about CL assists but we should wait for Ibime? Who the fat fuccckk is Ibime? (pun seriously intended)

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by sleekdot(m): 7:21pm On Mar 08, 2016
Ibime:
Look at this dude loading nonsense from 7 years ago.
I realised Iniesta is a fraud long ago.
Xavi is my favourite midfielder and have repeated that several times.

7yrs ago you were slimmer and fit, 7 yrs ago you didnt need a mirror to see your JT, Now fat has taken over all vital organs.

I believe the ibime of 7yrs ago is saner than the version we see today

Evidence 3 loading
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Ibime(m): 7:24pm On Mar 08, 2016
Nihilist:


Na Wetin dey always piss me off the most about Ibime matter be that.

The guy has a one kind of cult following like that wey dey follow am without question. Bimffo unfortunately is one.

I remember that RLC matter. The guy played averagely at best in his debut. Ibime claimed that the boy played fantastically...next thing I saw Bimffo and others repeating it.

I nearly put my keyboard through my screen that day...especially when it led to calls for RLC to be introduced to the 1st team.

Thank God Jose called him out and ended the madness.

Ibime Thunder fire your left ball there...


You are a hater nigga. grin grin grin

Why should anyone agreeing with my view irk you?

If Chelsea fans are happy to see a young boy make his debut, we would look for positives.

Why must I hold on to my first impression of RLC? Because of Nihilist?

It's just like Iniesta - when my mind matured to look beyond dribbles and such and look at effectiveness first, I no too send am again. In 2009 Hazard was one of my favourite wingers that I kept begging for Chelsea to sign. Now I don't care much about him.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by sleekdot(m): 7:25pm On Mar 08, 2016
Lets take a quick musical break while we wait for other evidence


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuEeO6S1rWs
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by sleekdot(m): 7:25pm On Mar 08, 2016
Evidence 3

Ibime:
There are people who have skills to play-make but can also defend and they are all currently occupied as central midfielders. [size=15pt]People like Fabregas, iniesta, Sneijder etc. [/size]. This is the type of player I prefer

https://www.nairaland.com/16635/chelsea-fans-identify-yourselves-here/349#2356731

Notice he called iniesta a Central midfielder here. 2-3 days ago he was insisting say Iniesta na AM
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 7:26pm On Mar 08, 2016
sleekdot:


Imagine I presented stats from UEFA site yesterday on number of assist Iniesta has and someone said we should wait for Ibime to confirm it

I'm like UEFA says something about CL assists but we should wait for Ibime? Who the fat fuccckk is Ibime? (pun seriously intended)

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by sleekdot(m): 7:30pm On Mar 08, 2016
Final evidence loading and its a bombshell
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by afrodoc2: 7:38pm On Mar 08, 2016
Lol
2 things caught my attention
1) ibime calling iniesta a CM in that thread
2) nateevs arguing for van der vaart in a 2 man midfield in a 4-4-2. To be fair to ibime he corrected him on that one smiley
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by sleekdot(m): 7:38pm On Mar 08, 2016
Before the final evidence we have a little nugget here

Ibime:
Hehehehehehehe.
@ Dayo, seperate man from myth. We are not talking about legacy here but skills on the day. Fabregas can school Zidane on any given day just like Rui Costa, Riquelme and such were able to school Zidane on certain days. Infact I'm sure Fabregas schooled him before, abi didn't they meet in UCL once?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 7:40pm On Mar 08, 2016
sleekdot:

Evidence 1.
Can anyone check whats in the link below
https://www.nairaland.com/247928/manchester-united-fan-thread-forever/20#3629160
Evidence 2 loading after confirming and laughing at evidence 1
bloody hell so u get this kind proof and u kept it
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by sleekdot(m): 7:42pm On Mar 08, 2016
nonsoroyalty:

bloody hell so u get this kind proof and u kept it

Na gimmick to get some people to bet. That was why he encouraged people to bet but he pulled back
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by sebod(m): 7:43pm On Mar 08, 2016
Ibime:


You are very stewpid!!!

Iniesta went a year without no la liga goals and assists.

Dayokanu was trying to trap Airmark on a technicality by asking him to bet that Iniesta went a season without goal and assist.


Iniesta went goalless and assistless in LaLiga from March 2014 to April 2015.

That's why I was asking Dayo to bet on a year, not on a season.


Don't think because Dayo won a bet that Iniesta is now productive. He is still unproductive, Dayo just won a bet.
I knew you would result to insult and you did not disappoint.
I don't insult and would definitely not start with you.
When I called you out to tell us why your Lampard could not make any of his robust stats count on the biggest stages for his country, you avoided it. After all, you claimed Zidane won the world over with his heroics for his country and not about his clubs and I asked why Iniesta should be crucified for doing same for his country.
It's obvious you have a lot of followers here that look up to you and would take your word to the bank any time any day, stop feeding them with wrong info sir. Thank God there are still knowledgeable folks here that can always put you to check.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by sleekdot(m): 7:45pm On Mar 08, 2016
Final evidence.

Fatbime comparing Iniesta and Lampard in his own words

Ibime:

If we do judge them, we would judge them within constraints, but the judgement would be more qualitative than quantitative.

Iniesta's passing stats are infinitely better than Lamps because Barca take more touches than Chelsea. Have you checked Iniestas successful dribbles stats in comparison to Lampard?

If I say Lamps is a better scorer than Iniesta, am I wrong?

Stats tell me Iniesta is a better passer and better dribbler. Lampard is a better scorer. . . . .[size=16pt]now I can make a judgement on who is better overall and say Iniesta is better overall[/size].

https://www.nairaland.com/newpost?post=5314049&topic=376903

Judge I rest my case.

How many years imprisonment should we give Ibime. House please decide
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 7:45pm On Mar 08, 2016
Ibime:



You are a hater nigga. grin grin grin

Why should anyone agreeing with my view irk you?

If Chelsea fans are happy to see a young boy make his debut, we would look for positives.

Why must I hold on to my first impression of RLC? Because of Nihilist?

It's just like Iniesta - when my mind matured to look beyond dribbles and such and look at effectiveness first, I no too send am again. In 2009 Hazard was one of my favourite wingers that I kept begging for Chelsea to sign. Now I don't care much about him.

Mehn that day my hair just dey stand for head, cos it meant that I was either going blind or my TV was due a trip to the skip.

But I was reading things like:

Right now, rlc shîts on Dele Alli in all Ramifications!

I invite you to guess who said this rubbish grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by sleekdot(m): 7:48pm On Mar 08, 2016
nonsoroyalty:

bloody hell so u get this kind proof and u kept it

When he was saying Iniesta was the best midfielder in the world, i was actually the one who disagreed with him

https://www.nairaland.com/247928/manchester-united-fan-thread-forever/20#3629176
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 7:49pm On Mar 08, 2016
I feel like crying for Bimffo and the rest of the unproductive brigade grin

So Ibime knew all these since?

Advocating a qualitative rather than quantitative comparison. grin

Ibime may God forgive you! cheesy cheesy

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by sleekdot(m): 7:52pm On Mar 08, 2016
Nihilist:
I feel like crying for Bimffo and the rest of the unproductive brigade grin

So Ibime knew all these since?

Advocating a qualitative rather than quantitative comparison. grin

Ibime may God forgive you! cheesy cheesy

I think he should be punished by changing his monicker to something humiliating for 2 months
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 7:57pm On Mar 08, 2016
sleekdot:


I think he should be punished by changing his monicker to something humiliating for 2 months

Seriously.

I just dey imagine say this kain bet happen for my hood in Naija. Right now Na beg Bimffo go dey beg, prostrating in the floor, cos Agege boys no dey play.

And Ibime dey try get en cut for Dayo hand.

grin cheesy

I dey on the train on the way home dey laugh like fool.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by sleekdot(m): 8:00pm On Mar 08, 2016
^^ Actually I have done that shiitt like 3 times around Shitta and Akerele I think its close to Babajide bus stop

One of my guys dey stay there and dem believe am gan when it comes to football, Me I go just show as JJC and chop dem money run when he go don feed them with bollocks

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 8:00pm On Mar 08, 2016
ninja just went from iniesta is better than lampard to iniesta is unproductive
but dayo how did u cull all these posts lol
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Spy360(m): 8:02pm On Mar 08, 2016
Somebody call 911
SLEEKDOT just shot Ibime

Ibime come and join ma crew... cheesycheesycheesycheesy
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by afrodoc2: 8:02pm On Mar 08, 2016
Lol case closed. Dayo Sneh don send 2 people to hospital in 1 day
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nihilist: 8:04pm On Mar 08, 2016
sleekdot:
^^ Actually I have done that shiitt like 3 times around Shitta and Akerele I think its close to Babajide bus stop

One of my guys dey stay there and dem believe am gan when it comes to football, Me I go just show as JJC and chop dem money run when he go don feed them with bollocks

Na Gamecentre hustle be that.

You show up as a JJC and lose 3 games first. Then chop their Konami 5-6 games straight till he calls his Onile for backup...then chop that one too and run...literally

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by afrodoc2: 8:10pm On Mar 08, 2016
sleekdot:
Final evidence.

Fatbime comparing Iniesta and Lampard in his own words



https://www.nairaland.com/newpost?post=5314049&topic=376903

Judge I rest my case.

How many years imprisonment should we give Ibime. House please decide

Come on you don rest your case , please let us listen to ibime's defence. He might have a very plausible explanation for the plethora of evidence you have tabled before the court
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Griffon: 8:20pm On Mar 08, 2016
A defence is only as strong as its weakest link, and Baba Rahman is that link.

Could it be that the nervy Ghanaian only played on Saturday v Stoke cos confidence-to-the-point-of-arrogance Kenedy was injured? I hope the Brazilian stays fit for tomorrow's clash, the lad would definitely help us keep a good defensive shape.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by sebod(m): 8:22pm On Mar 08, 2016
Nihilist:
I feel like crying for Bimffo and the rest of the unproductive brigade grin

So Ibime knew all these since?

Advocating a qualitative rather than quantitative comparison. grin

Ibime may God forgive you! cheesy cheesy
Amen!
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Chestar5(f): 8:23pm On Mar 08, 2016
Lolzz, chelsea thread d best comic relief..... Dayo can i call u jobless...
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by afrodoc2: 8:24pm On Mar 08, 2016
Chestar5:
Lolzz, chelsea thread d best comic relief..... Dayo can i call u jobless...

U can just call ibime busted! Lol
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by sebod(m): 8:29pm On Mar 08, 2016
afrodoc2:
Lol case closed. Dayo Sneh don send 2 people to hospital in 1 day
When I told you your service would be needed, you didn't believe me. grin

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