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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by iamoyindamola(m): 8:24pm On Jul 27, 2020
eph12:

Yeah you give a Bleep no lie. If you didn't, you for jump pass
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I'm sure that will make you sleep well
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Lana1(m): 8:26pm On Jul 27, 2020
wman:
Once again. Bleep Kepa.

Just look at the difference between 19th and 20th. 53.5% to 62.7%.

Almost 10% difference!

Kepa is abysmal.

The second worst save percentages across Europe's top 5 Leagues. Meaning we could have been better off with the goalkeeper in the worst team in Burnthisleaguedown.

We fucking conceded the same number of goals as Brighton who finished 15th.

Kepa can only get better from here on.
He will drop a masterclass next season. You just watch. He may even win golden gloves!

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 8:29pm On Jul 27, 2020
BlueMann:


Greenwood
34 appearances
10 goals
1 assist
0.29goals per game
0.34 goals/assist per game
1 big chance created

Pulisic
25 appearances
9 goals (1 HatTrick)
4 assists ( asides the three penalties won)
0.36 goals per game
0.44 goals/assists per game
6 big chances created

Hope you can hear this one. smiley
Fixed! smiley
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by timay(m): 8:34pm On Jul 27, 2020
BlueMann:


Greenwood
34 appearances
10 goals
1 assist
0.29goals per game
0.34 goals/assist per game
1 big chance created

Pulisic
25 appearances
9 goals
4 assists ( asides the three penalties won)
0.36 goals per game
0.44 goals/assists per game
6 big chances created

Hope you can hear this one. smiley

I'm sure pulisic has more minutes than Greenwood. Majority of those 34 appearances were cameos and subs. Greenwood started starting games after resumption when Daniel James drop in form became worse.

Modified;
I'm even correct.

Pulisic played 1727 minutes

Mason Greenwood played 1311 minutes.

So using 25 appearances vs 34 appearances is a deceptive ways of bending the stats to suit your agenda why not use a fair stat , which is per 90 minutes. Useless shekpes and stat bending.

That was how one drunk shekpe fan said Fernandes has 84 career goals in which 78 out of it were penalties. dumb shekpe fans everywhere grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by eph12(m): 8:39pm On Jul 27, 2020
timay:


I'm sure pulisic has more minutes than Greenwood. Majority of those 34 appearances were cameos and subs. Greenwood started starting games after resumption when Daniel James drop in form became worse.
Abi is it Greenwood's fault that Lampard didn't trust Pulisic enough ni? cheesy

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Smellymouth: 8:59pm On Jul 27, 2020
Stay strong donjazet..

I know it's extremely difficult but stay strong bro .

The pain of losing someone never goes away... It hurts.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by timbros(m): 9:00pm On Jul 27, 2020
I bet you all dont know that Man United, at 3rd, is closer to relegation than to the champions... cool cool

Oya go check table to confirm. grin grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by odizeey(m): 9:06pm On Jul 27, 2020
Expert17:


Greenwood ---

Age: 17
Goals:10
Transfer fee --- 0----
Position 3rd place

Pulisic

Age:21
Goals:9
Transfer fee- 50M
Position 4th place

wink cheesy
Leave them. 50M for 25 appearances and less than 10 goals. Hazard in the making. Bwuahahaha

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by popizaino(m): 9:10pm On Jul 27, 2020
RTSC:
Bruno Fernandes has scores 97 goals in his career.

84 of them are penalties.


Penalty merchant, nothing more.

Imagine watching the Best of Bruno Fernandes.
You go watch penalties till your data finish grin grin grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by RTSC: 9:18pm On Jul 27, 2020
afrodoc2:


And 8 original Chelshit mumus liked this post.

What a dunderhead.
Since Bruno came to united, can you tell me which of his goals were from open play?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by eph12(m): 9:19pm On Jul 27, 2020
timbros:
I bet you all dont know that Man United, at 3rd, is closer to relegation than to the champions... cool cool

Oya go check table to confirm. grin grin
Still 4th?

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by eph12(m): 9:21pm On Jul 27, 2020
RTSC:

Since Bruno came to united, can you tell me which of his goals were from open play?
See question, your Google spoil?. Go ride your bike jare

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueMann: 9:22pm On Jul 27, 2020
OJURONGBE1:



Baba, sentiment aside
Greenwood has got to be the revelation of the year in the premier league. I would rate his impact ahead of Bruno Fernandez and Paul Pogba.

No question. The lad has been fantastic.

Just saying Pulisic's numbers are better asides goals.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Lana1(m): 9:27pm On Jul 27, 2020
RTSC:

Since Bruno came to united, can you tell me which of his goals were from open play?
Is this a trick question? grin grin

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Bville02(m): 9:29pm On Jul 27, 2020
Expert17:
EPL Table

1. Liverpool
2. Man City
3. Man Utd

1. Liverpool 99
98
97
96
94
93
92
91
90
89
88
87
86
84
83
82
2. Man City. 81
80
79
78
77
76
75
74
73
72
71
70
69
68
67
3. Man Utd. 66

Shame no dey catch you?

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Bville02(m): 9:33pm On Jul 27, 2020
afrodoc2:


And 8 original Chelshit mumus liked this post.

What a dunderhead.

Cry me a river.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Bville02(m): 9:37pm On Jul 27, 2020
CapitalCee:


I have said before that most Chelsea fans have 25kb capacity brain.

Coming from the mumu that preferred Kepa to DDG.

With no due respect fuuu, you shouldn't be trolling anyone with that. We all know na white kunu fulll your skull. No sense whatsoever.

So, I'd tell you to

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by hensben(m): 9:40pm On Jul 27, 2020
ovoP:
Cry more
Truth is bitter.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by hensben(m): 9:41pm On Jul 27, 2020
eph12:

Gerrard didn't lift the EPL
Did average cleverly win ucl. Individually, Gerard mess, sh1t and urinate on average cleverly.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Skimpledawg(m): 10:02pm On Jul 27, 2020
Woris goin on here


grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by eph12(m): 10:05pm On Jul 27, 2020
hensben:
Did average cleverly win ucl. Individually, Gerard mess, sh1t and urinate on average cleverly.
We're talking about the EPL at the moment. When it's time to talk about the champions league, we will call you
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by hensben(m): 10:06pm On Jul 27, 2020
eph12:

We're talking about the EPL at the moment. When it's time to talk about the champions league, we will call you
Shhhhh we are talking about Gerrard as a player.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by macjireh: 10:07pm On Jul 27, 2020
how I wished he could play against arsenal at Wembley...manu should get ready for d double next season cheesy

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by CapitalCee(m): 10:31pm On Jul 27, 2020
timay:


I'm sure pulisic has more minutes than Greenwood. Majority of those 34 appearances were cameos and subs. Greenwood started starting games after resumption when Daniel James drop in form became worse.

Modified;
I'm even correct.

Pulisic played 1727 minutes

Mason Greenwood played 1311 minutes.

So using 25 appearances vs 34 appearances is a deceptive ways of bending the stats to suit your agenda why not use a fair stat , which is per 90 minutes. Useless shekpes and stat bending.

That was how one drunk shekpe fan said Fernandes has 84 career goals in which 78 out of it were penalties. dumb shekpe fans everywhere grin

So low budget shakushaku Hazard, 58m Pussylic was even outscored by our 17 year old baby, even with less minutes played. Person wey we de watch for FA Youth CUP few weeks ago. But they will troll Bruno who won player of the month back to back, and the first player to enter team of the season after just half season. Chai must shekpeteris collect LLLLLLLLLLLLs in every aspect?

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by CapitalCee(m): 10:35pm On Jul 27, 2020
macjireh:
how I wished he could play against arsenal at Wembley...manu should get ready for d double next season cheesy

More was said about Bakayoko and Morata

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by popizaino(m): 10:37pm On Jul 27, 2020
Most Man of The Matchs Awards

*15.Serge Gnabry*
|| Bayern Munich (7 MOTM)

*14.Jadon Sancho*
|| Borussia Dortmund (7 MOTM)

*13.Josep Ilicic*
|| Atalanta (7 MOTM)

*12.Robert Lewandowski*
|| Bayern Munich (7 MOTM)

*11.Rodrigo de Paul*
|| Udinese (8 MOTM)

*10.Nabil Fekir*
|| Real Betis (8 MOTM)

*9.Ciro Immobile*
|| Lazio (8 MOTM)

*8.Dimitri Payet*
|| Marseille (8 MOTM)

*7.Kevin De Bruyne*
|| Manchester City (9 MOTM)

*6.Joselu*
|| Alaves (10 MOTM)

*5.Karim Benzema*
|| Real Madrid (10 MOTM)

*4.Luis Alberto*
|| Lazio (10 MOTM)

*3.Timo Werner*
|| RB Leipzig (10 MOTM)

*2.Cristinao Ronaldo*
|| Juventus (10 MOTM)

*1.Lionel Messi*
|| Barcelona (22 MOTM)


Source: https://www.givemesport.com/1585526-messi-ronaldo-benzema-who-has-the-most-man-of-the-match-awards-in-europes-top-5-leagues-this-season

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by macjireh: 10:39pm On Jul 27, 2020
CapitalCee:


More was said about Bakayoko and Morata
dat was wen we had a defensive minded coach....so far d attackers in lampards regime bar cho and Tammy have not been too bad
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BikeMan: 10:50pm On Jul 27, 2020
Wait! These guys still dey celebrate top 4 finish? Omoo!

I thought they accused Arsene Wenger of the same thing. You collect 6 points from person, still con finish on the same points with am, that's poor mhen.

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by CapitalCee(m): 10:58pm On Jul 27, 2020
macjireh:

dat was wen we had a defensive minded coach....so far d attackers in lampards regime bar cho and Tammy have not been too bad

Ok. Oo. Bookmarked. Chelshit will remain under us for a very loooooooong time. I am sure.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 11:02pm On Jul 27, 2020
Segedinho:



Lols ...he said error.....



Scummies must surely scum definitely.

It is very good,we didn't relied on var nor penalty.

It was hands down ..

U want degea to break his fingers or didnt u see d velocity of mount's shot... grin grin grin.

The final pain am


Ur tears is just starting bloody scum.
Oh sweet salty tears. I have come to collect salt for dinner. Please cry more that I may lick the salt off your face grin

[img]https://media1./images/528f8214935cce89847a5057e62328d6/tenor.gif[/img]

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by Nobody: 11:06pm On Jul 27, 2020

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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Champions Of Europe 2021 by BlueMann: 11:24pm On Jul 27, 2020
Skimpledawg:
Woris goin on here


grin

Swrs, I never would've thought they'd still be on this mata till now. cheesy

Guess they can't identify the line between trolling and disgracing oneself lipsrsealed

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