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Dear God by Nobody: 9:29am On Apr 23, 2012
A man was wandering around in a field, thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her.
He asked God, "Why did you make her so kind-hearted?"
The Lord responded, "So you could love her, my son."
"Why did you make her so good-looking?"
"So you could love her, myson."
"Why did you make her such a good cook?"
"So you could love her, myson."
The man thought about this. Then he said, "I don't mean to seem ungrateful or anything, but ... why did you make her so stupid?"
"So she could love you, myson."
Re: Dear God by Ruqaya(f): 4:42pm On Apr 23, 2012
Bt i didn't laugh
Re: Dear God by crackhouse(m): 2:11pm On Apr 27, 2012
Can't believe i wasted my time reading this trash.
Re: Dear God by Nobody: 6:21pm On Apr 27, 2012
dis is no joke
Re: Dear God by mcnepow(m): 9:17pm On Apr 27, 2012
Poster, I score u 1/10
U tried


Atleast u dint score zer0 wink

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