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Post Your "God Is Watching You" Yarns Here :) by swizzle(m): 12:20pm On Apr 23, 2012 |
You're eating bread and akara yet you're updating your status with "I love this Burger" - God is watching you. Your account balance reads N0.20 yet you're singing "She must chop my money" - God is watching you. You go buy pant for alaba-suru, wuse market (bend down select), yet you come write "I love my new Victoria Secret" - God is watching you. Your mom sells stock fish and your dad changes money, you turn around and say your parents are into stock exchange! - God is watching you. Your home is having a night vigil with some folks and you write down "Clubin Thinz" on your wall - God is watching you. 18 years old and you're dating a bros of 41 years and your wall says "Can't wait to see my baby" - God punish you - Is that your baby or your daddy? You and your friend are on separate okada and you tweeted "Convoy Thinz" - God is watching you Your mother and your sister have pot belly and you insist your girlfriend has a flat tummy - God is watching you. You update your status with "I love ONLY you dear" and 45 girls/boys message you privately with "Thanks luv" - God is watching you. You're 34 and you're still playing for the Nigeria's Under 21 football team - God is watching you. You know the baby belongs to that youth corper in your office, but you told your husband "Honey, I'm pregnant" - God is watching you. You travel go Togo, come back Naija dey speak British English - God is watching you. So what do you have? No be my own be this o! I saw it online hehe! 2 Likes |
Re: Post Your "God Is Watching You" Yarns Here :) by ATMC(f): 2:22pm On Apr 23, 2012 |
U saw something on d net nd did copy nd paste- god, angels ur dead relatives nd 24 elders in heaven r watching uuuu! 2 Likes |
Re: Post Your "God Is Watching You" Yarns Here :) by swizzle(m): 2:57pm On Apr 23, 2012 |
ATMC: U saw something on d net nd did copy nd paste- god, angels ur dead relatives nd 24 elders in heaven r watching uuuu! LMAO!!! Nice one there ![]() |
Re: Post Your "God Is Watching You" Yarns Here :) by dani1luv: 3:38pm On Apr 23, 2012 |
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