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Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Ninilowo(m): 5:28pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
hardleyC: When babalawo has screen/projector on which he makes his clients "see" whati tire for our babalawos oooo. |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by sapien(m): 5:29pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
It is a Nigeria movie when a gang of armed robbers enter your room with relative ease without forcing the door open. |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by sapien(m): 5:33pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
It is a Nigeria movie when a husband makes love to his concubine or maid in the bedroom without locking the door;and his wife barges in and catches him red handed. |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by luscioustrish(f): 5:34pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
..When the good samaritan d@ helped deliver a baby 4rm a mad pregnant woman decides 2 'adopt' d baby then afta 20 yrs it turns awt 2 be d@ twas ha husband d@ impregnated d mad woman nd was also d cause of ha madness... ![]() ...When an actress in ha fifties wear tite revealing clothes nd heavy make-up juSt to attract a handsome young actor... ![]() |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by prettiest1(f): 5:36pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
when u see on the screen THIS HOME VIDEO IS NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN UNDER 18YEARS whem MAMA G will make love with her son-in-law when mama g goes for amugor in her daughter' house and over stayed her welcome when a little girl will tell her single mom if she is in love with uncle i.e the mom's boy friend when a woman is telling her kids how their father died at the beginning of a movie. U'll now be thinking when she got married and how he died at the first scene in a movie and they buried him. |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by SmashingM(f): 5:38pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
When a guy tells a babe "welcome to my humble abode" When Tonto Dike says "...... or something" over and over again When Ini Edo uses the same hairstyle from the beginning of the movie to the end When it ends with "To God be the glory" |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Bestglo(f): 5:40pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
when people commiting adultry always forget to lock the door & they are always caught in the act |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Ninilowo(m): 5:42pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
When teacher and police are projjected as poor people. |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by desthan(m): 5:43pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
in a club scene or a bar, you see people sitting or dancing with empty beer bottles looking harassed and acting tipsy. there is a common song played when love/trust is betrayed in every movie. when someone is shot, the person does not die instantly, maybe kneeling on one leg except the other yells, die! die! i say die!!!! then you hear a terrible background sound |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by SIRNIMS(m): 5:44pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
when you have wacked translation
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Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by mzansigirl(f): 5:46pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
when a man deflowers a virgin and and they show us evidence- drop of blood on the sheets. wtf ![]() |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Outstrip(f): 5:48pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
I don laugh tire |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by asidere(m): 5:52pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
When a rich couple have only one child.when you see the little kate henshaw different from d adult kate henshaw.when you see the actor and actress make luv in a dark room or under the bedsheet.when u see a poor/jobless man living in a mansion all by himself.when you see a girl kill herself because ramsey noah.when a girl from a wealthy home is attracted to a poor guy. |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by ndlife: 5:55pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
When u are still hearing thesame tin expcrly the police what ever u say or do will be use against u in law court . |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by davida222(m): 5:56pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
Outstrip: I don laugh tirejust gettin stated. |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by ndlife: 6:03pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
[color=#990000][/color]when the man make love to the woman..and the man manhood stick to the woman pussi |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Kellymann: 6:05pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
When Dan Foster is shot from the Driver's side on the left hand & its the right hand that was bandaged @ the hospital ![]() |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by ndlife: 6:05pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
[color=#990000][/color]when the man make love to the woman..and the man manhood stick to the woman pussi..nobody can do anything..dat the end glory be to God...na God make am stick to them self. |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by omoajiri(m): 6:08pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
Wen u c ds....
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Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Nobody: 6:11pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
kool J: When the only thing yu see on the actresses' face is the blaring eyeshadow and ill-suited blush[i][/i] |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by valenlabella(f): 6:14pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
Loooooool at this thread! You know it's a nollywood movie when lovers in the village start singing to one another by a tree and it's obvious it's not the actors singing when the background music is playing over the actors speaking when the princesses and queens in modern films always wear lace wigs and jewelleries that make them look like fools when Mike Ezuruonye, Jim Iyke and Hank Anuku always have fake american accents Nonso Diobi always shouts and John Okafor is always the village fool! ![]() |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Dygeasy(m): 6:20pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
* when before each scene you'll see vehicles moving up and down the road * when the camera enters the house through the window showing the front view of the building first |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by 9zeros(m): 6:22pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
u MUST have ur remote in hand at all times (for volume control) incase a character wants to scream or yell at someone... A lady's car breaks down, emeka ike helps her fix d car n they start dating.... they ALWAYS tink aloud..... u MUST reduce d volume of d movie during adverts (due to d deafening sound-riot)... any1 who leaves d village to hustle in the city (always LAGOS) MUST make it bigtime. d ADVERT usually goes lyk dis: grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! krrrrrraaaaaaa!! gbooooaaaaaaaaaa!!! aki and paw-paw don come again O!!! 5 Likes |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by francis247(m): 6:34pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
in an advert the movie is referred to as a 'Block Buster' with mr Ibu mounting road block with tattered T-shirt and torn Trousers; when only the guy and the lady are the only customers in the restaurant, when 12 people make up a church congregetion, when every 'where is the love' movie is rated eighteen; when Jim Iyke in his hummer is toasting Ini Edo and she tell's him 'I'm not interested, I'm in love with someone else' (pennyless youth copper Emeka Ike from a poor background). |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by cindyrella(f): 6:36pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
When it ends with TO GOD BE THE GLORY or when ini edo use the same hair style through out university and five years latter.. 1 Like |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by davades(m): 6:39pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
-when phone calls connect immediately without ringing -when a room is usually d police station -when police are always refers to as officer ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by OgidiOlu3(m): 6:51pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
...d crew members put their pictures and fone nos when writing their names at d end of d movie. |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by Ishilove: 6:54pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
goldylock: When you hear a lot of Gbagaun from top actors!Like when Emeka Enyiocha tells another actor "I am running away because I IMPRENGNANTED the girl " |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by ifihearam: 7:01pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
When u ONLY find armed robbers in an uncompleted building When who ever is pregnant must vomit in the course of communicating with a friend or sister. When someone is shot without no injury seen In yoruba movies all the solution lies in a native doctor,alfa or cele church. |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by solayemi(m): 7:03pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
1. When the background music is louder than the voice of the actors. 2. When you see the casts shouting while having a 1 on 1 discussion in a scene. 3. e.t.c. |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by stanech: 7:05pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
An accident scene where the car is not destroyed and the driver not injured only to appear in the hospital with lots of bandages. |
Re: You Know It's A Nigerian Movie When... by agiboma(f): 7:24pm On Apr 24, 2012 |
when a tree leaf falls on someone's head and they fall down and die |
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