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Conversation In Heaven! by sollygirl: 8:25am On Apr 25, 2012
Angels: Almighty Father
we are
tired of these Nigerians
... in heaven o
GOD: What have they
done this
time?
Angels: everything!
They don't listen to instructions!
They don't
obey traffic rules,They
dont wait
for their turn in
anything.! They are
reckless!(exasperated)
In fact
they
have turned heaven
upside down since the first time we
started
admitting them.
GOD: Pls bear with them.
They are
very special to me...ehm let me call
satan in hell to see how
he's
doing.
(phone rings) hell-o
lucifer how are things over there?
... satan: Baba God pls
call me later.
There's an issue i'm
trying to
resolve. (ten minutes later)
GOD: hell-o lucifer
satan:I'll call you back.
The issue
has turned into a crisis.
(one hour later) satan; sorry Baba GOD.
GOD: lucifer are you
having
problems over there?
satan: it is these
Nigerians i have with me in hell. He
(stammers)
they.. they....they have
quenched
the fire in hell and
installed air conditioners

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Re: Conversation In Heaven! by cindyrella(f): 8:47am On Apr 25, 2012
grin grin lol
Re: Conversation In Heaven! by joerux60: 9:02am On Apr 25, 2012
hahaha
Re: Conversation In Heaven! by Ruqaya(f): 10:24am On Apr 25, 2012
Hehehe
Re: Conversation In Heaven! by Nobody: 3:05pm On Apr 25, 2012
lol cheesy
Re: Conversation In Heaven! by ekeroyal(m): 4:22pm On Apr 25, 2012
I wish it was possible. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

good one sollygirl, more grease...
Re: Conversation In Heaven! by ziediolike(m): 4:23pm On Apr 25, 2012
Nija ppl sure pass.. lol
Re: Conversation In Heaven! by crackhouse(m): 6:43pm On Apr 26, 2012
Haha, that must be the handwork of our dead & gone politicians.

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