An Old professor explained marketing to his MBA students as...

1. When you see a girl in a party and you walk up to her and say "am rich,marry me" = Direct Marketing

2. You attend a party and your friend goes to a girl and points at you saying "he is very rich,marry him" = Advertisement

3. At a party,a girl walks up to you and says "you are rich and handsome,will you marry me?" = Brand Recognition

4. You see a girl at a party and you walk up to her and say "am rich and have a big D**k" and she slaps you = Customer Feedback

5. But when you go to a party and find a girl on her own and nobody seemed to notice her. Two things will definately run through your mind...A) Bad Market B) Expired Goods

Nice one

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fanks y'all

Lionel Messi was passing through the streets of New Jersey when he got attracted to a hooker plying her trade on that same street. He quickly went to meet her and after some discussions,they agreed to go over to his place.
On getting there, the Lady went to the bathroom to have a shower. On her way back,she was surprised to meet 3 unclad men on the bed. Before she could say anything,Messi bloated out,"am sorry i didnt tell you this earlier bt i cant perform without Xavi and Iniesta"

So funny

Harbioollah: An Old professor explained marketing to his MBA students as...

1. When you see a girl in a party and you walk up to her and say "am rich,marry me" = Direct Marketing

2. You attend a party and your friend goes to a girl and points at you saying "he is very rich,marry him" = Advertisement

3. At a party,a girl walks up to you and says "you are rich and handsome,will you marry me?" = Brand Recognition

4. You see a girl at a party and you walk up to her and say "am rich and have a big D**k" and she slaps you = Customer Feedback

5. But when you go to a party and find a girl on her own and nobody seemed to notice her. Two things will definately run through your mind...A) Bad Market B) Expired Goods

6. If u become a (secret) admirer, then.....good brand

Harbioollah: Lionel Messi was passing through the streets of New Jersey when he got attracted to a hooker plying her trade on that same street. He quickly went to meet her and after some discussions,they agreed to go over to his place.
On getting there, the Lady went to the bathroom to have a shower. On her way back,she was surprised to meet 3 unclad men on the bed. Before she could say anything,Messi bloated out,"am sorry i didnt tell you this earlier bt i cant perform without Xavi and Iniesta"

d ashiii is chelsea..qed

Emeka,an airplane cleaner was cleaning an aeroplane cockpit when he came across a book titled 'How to fly an aeroplane,beginners volume 1'...he was so excited and decided to give it a trial.
He opened the first chapter, it says 'to start an airplane engine,press the red button'..he pressed d red button and d airplane engine started..
He opened the 2nd chapter which says 'to start moving d plane,press d blue button'..he pressed d button and d airplane started moving at a very fast high speed,
he opened d 3rd chapter which says 'to start flying d airplane,press d green button and the revolver twice'..he pressed both buttons and suddenly d plane started flying...
Emeka was so happy that he decide to fly for about 30 more minutes..soon he was contented and decided to land..he opened the 4th chapter which says "To land an airplane,watch out for Volume 2"...Immediately,he Fainted

LMAO

Initially thut this was sometin dat wld help me wit my boring marketing course, but this turned out to b a nice collectn of jokes. Welldone poster

Love d messi one

Nice jokes bt the last was copied and pasted

Ruqaya: Nice jokes bt the last was copied and pasted

i dnt know ur prob...u r always at my neck..anyway thanks for d comment

nice 1

Thank you all 4 ur comments

A Man was making Love to a village girl..suddenly d girl realised he was not using condom..she then stopped him and asked 'Hope u dnt hav HIV/AIDS'..d man replied 'No'.."thank God,i dnt want 2 hav dat tin again" answered d girl..Once Bitten Twice Shy

Harbioollah: i dnt know ur prob...u r always at my neck..anyway thanks for d comment

is ur neck a table/waiting area?
Abeg!

Ruqaya:
is ur neck a table/waiting area?
Abeg!

nw read it again urself..does it make any sense?
Its beta u go 4 a Brain transplant

Harbioollah:
nw read it again urself..does it make any sense?
Its beta u go 4 a Brain transplant

i'll always stay off your thread, okay.
Quit the insult

Jes came across dis
Copy and Paste sha
"Newspaper wordings"

They attacked THIS DAY to prove that there is no DAILY TRUST for security. THE NATION is in fear, no confidence in the LEADERSHIP of our land. We know we have a GUARDIAN who is also our VANGUARD. We believe in God despite the PUNCH on our faces and as the DAILY SUN rises, may our God rise against them until they confess to be NEW NIGERIAN(s)

Amen

Ruqaya:
i'll always stay off your thread, okay.
Quit the insult

no prob abt dat bt am sori if i hurt you..u probably pushed me 2 dat limit..
Once again,Sorry