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Mother-in-law Versus Daughter-in-law by Witi(m): 2:51pm On May 01, 2012
Mother-in-law: “My son must listen to me and obey my instructions, except if he did not suck this breast of mine for more than a year……”
Daughter-in-law: “That was over 40 years ago!!! You must realize that it is my breast he sucks now. He has sucked it for more than 5 years and he is still sucking”
Mother-in-law: “I carried him in my stomach for 9 months and he weighed 3.5kg at birth”
Daughter-in-law: “Mama, your son now weighs 120kg and I carry him on my chest every night”
Re: Mother-in-law Versus Daughter-in-law by bunmioguns(m): 3:57pm On May 01, 2012
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Mother-in-law Versus Daughter-in-law by Nobody: 4:22pm On May 01, 2012
Nice one.
Ah jes dey laugh 4 hia
Re: Mother-in-law Versus Daughter-in-law by Sijo01(f): 5:17pm On May 01, 2012
Hahahahahahahaha
Dis is gat dam funny.
Mother inlaw tink say she gt sense, thumb up to daugher inlaw jor.
Re: Mother-in-law Versus Daughter-in-law by Exponental(m): 7:44am On May 02, 2012
Levels don change.
Mother spanked, wife pets
mother scolded, wife succumb
mother washed dick, wife feeds dick
................
Re: Mother-in-law Versus Daughter-in-law by ekeroyal(m): 9:17am On May 02, 2012
^useless fellow

grin grin grin grin
Re: Mother-in-law Versus Daughter-in-law by bunmioguns(m): 10:45am On May 02, 2012
Exponental: Levels don change.
Mother spanked, wife pets
mother scolded, wife succumb
mother washed dick, wife feeds dick
................

bad boy grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Mother-in-law Versus Daughter-in-law by Ruqaya(f): 11:27am On May 02, 2012
Ctrl+c and ctrl+v
Re: Mother-in-law Versus Daughter-in-law by youngsoye(m): 11:56am On May 02, 2012
Copy(ctrl+c) and paste(ctrl+v)
Re: Mother-in-law Versus Daughter-in-law by Dyt(f): 11:57am On May 02, 2012
funny?
Re: Mother-in-law Versus Daughter-in-law by Witi(m): 11:32pm On May 04, 2012
youngsoye: Copy(ctrl+c) and paste(ctrl+v)
thanks. Mumu

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