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Laugh Wit Me by Aggie(f): 12:13pm On Nov 12, 2007 |
Guys check out this jokes they were forwaded to me. Enjoy! One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nightie. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want." So he tied her up and went golfing. ************************************************** A woman came home, screeching her car into the driveway, and ran into the house. She slammed the door and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!" The husband said, "Oh my God! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?" "Doesn't matter," she said. "Just get out." ************************************************** Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband. ************************************************** A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver's license. First, of course, he had to take an eye sight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: 'C Z W I X N O S T A C Z.' "Can you read this?" the optician asked. "Read it?" the Polish guy replied, "I know the guy." ************************************************** Mother Superior called all the nuns together and said to them, "I must tell you all something. We have a case of gonorrhea in the convent." "Thank God," said an elderly nun at the back. "I'm so tired of chardonnay." ************************************************** A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said, "CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful . CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!" The wife stared at him. "What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving." |
Re: Laugh Wit Me by Migines(m): 2:19pm On Nov 12, 2007 |
Nice |
Re: Laugh Wit Me by clemcykul(f): 3:08pm On Nov 12, 2007 |
lol Aggie wat a name |
Re: Laugh Wit Me by showbobo(m): 3:18pm On Nov 12, 2007 |
and what if i refuse to laugh with you |
Re: Laugh Wit Me by freezy(m): 3:34pm On Nov 12, 2007 |
Blew my top with the Polish guy joke. that was off the hook! great jokes Aggie. Nice to meet u. |
Re: Laugh Wit Me by Naijagurly(f): 8:04pm On Nov 12, 2007 |
could do better |
Re: Laugh Wit Me by topeteadr(m): 10:36pm On Nov 12, 2007 |
@topic, crack my ribs. @naijagurly, you mean worse, dont u. |
Re: Laugh Wit Me by omen: 11:00pm On Nov 12, 2007 |
nice! |
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