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Isn't It Funny?? by Nobody: 5:36pm On May 06, 2012 |
Isn't it funny...... ¤how N10,000 looks so big when you drop it in the offering basket, but so small when you take it to the market? ¤how long hours spent in the church is but short when you are watching a movie or a football match? ¤how you run short of words when you pray but full of words when you chat with friends? ¤how you get thrilled when a football match goes into extra but you complain when a sermon is longer than the regular time? ¤how you struggle to get into the front seat in a bus or when watching a movie but scramble to get a back seat in the church? ¤how hard it is for you to memorize Bible passages and easy to memorize or sing wordly songs? ¤how you readily believe what the newspapers say but questions what the bible says? ¤how you struggle to build a house in this temporary world but neglect your eternal home in heaven? ¤beloved if it is funny, then laff it off, but if its serious, then its time to change ur focus towards ur religion. |
Re: Isn't It Funny?? by LogicMind: 5:49pm On May 06, 2012 |
buzugee, na your mrs be dis? |
Re: Isn't It Funny?? by buzugee(m): 6:38pm On May 06, 2012 |
Logic Mind: buzugee, na your mrs be dis?ermmm nope |
Re: Isn't It Funny?? by logicboy: 6:41pm On May 06, 2012 |
booqee: Isn't it funny...... Keep trying to brainwash sheep, you 419 1 Like |
Re: Isn't It Funny?? by Goshen360(m): 6:42pm On May 06, 2012 |
Logic Mind: buzugee, na your mrs be dis? |
Re: Isn't It Funny?? by Goshen360(m): 6:44pm On May 06, 2012 |
logicboy: You don't have to call him/her 419 pleaseeee |
Re: Isn't It Funny?? by logicboy: 6:46pm On May 06, 2012 |
Goshen360: But he is a 419. |
Re: Isn't It Funny?? by Goshen360(m): 6:53pm On May 06, 2012 |
logicboy: Na wha for u o. Always derailing a thread. |
Re: Isn't It Funny?? by buzugee(m): 6:55pm On May 06, 2012 |
Goshen360:lets hope he is not a train driver LOL |
Re: Isn't It Funny?? by Goshen360(m): 6:56pm On May 06, 2012 |
buzugee: lets hope he is not a train driver LOL Don't start with him this weekend o. Abeg of you. lolz The one you did to him last week, he hasn't recovered fully from it. |
Re: Isn't It Funny?? by buzugee(m): 7:03pm On May 06, 2012 |
Goshen360:you right. lets stay of his case. the derailing kingpin . trust the weekend is going well Sir. |
Re: Isn't It Funny?? by bonetalk(m): 7:40pm On May 06, 2012 |
May God help us to remain focused in Jesus name |
Re: Isn't It Funny?? by Nobody: 7:49pm On May 06, 2012 |
logicboy:would u sharraap ur mouth?! Mtcheww..... |
Re: Isn't It Funny?? by Nobody: 7:51pm On May 06, 2012 |
Buzugee, booqee?? eerrr.....mr logic boi, how d two names take resemble?? |
Re: Isn't It Funny?? by Goshen360(m): 8:00pm On May 06, 2012 |
^ No mind that boi called logic. Na so so thread him like to dey derail. Na only buzugee sabi him melecine,lolz . I hope he(logicboi) dont get a shot of his melecine from buzugee this weekend.lolz |
Re: Isn't It Funny?? by Goshen360(m): 8:01pm On May 06, 2012 |
Lest I forget, Nice thread @ OP. God bless you. |
Re: Isn't It Funny?? by logicboy: 8:07pm On May 06, 2012 |
Goshen360: Lest I forget, Nice thread @ OP. God bless you. You support this 419 thread? How many Nigerians have 10,000 Naira to spend on food in a month? Do you just support anything that has "Jesus" in it? Reread the first statement of this thread. Tithing 419; booqee: Isn't it funny...... |
Re: Isn't It Funny?? by logicboy: 8:09pm On May 06, 2012 |
booqee: Buzugee, booqee?? eerrr.....mr logic boi, how d two names take resemble?? Ironic that you are addressing me instead of logicmind. t was logicmind that called you buzugee |
Re: Isn't It Funny?? by Goshen360(m): 8:12pm On May 06, 2012 |
logicboy: What is wrong you boi? The OP didn't say 10000 for tithe. Abeg leave us and the OP. Wetin dey do u sef? Na wha for u o. |
Re: Isn't It Funny?? by LogicMind: 8:14pm On May 06, 2012 |
Goshen360: read before you type. |
Re: Isn't It Funny?? by logicboy: 8:16pm On May 06, 2012 |
Goshen360: The OP said N10,000 for tithe actually |
Re: Isn't It Funny?? by Goshen360(m): 8:19pm On May 06, 2012 |
^ Well, i didn't see tithe. I saw offerings.okay. |
Re: Isn't It Funny?? by LogicMind: 8:20pm On May 06, 2012 |
Goshen360: ^ keep silent and be thought wise ... |
Re: Isn't It Funny?? by logicboy: 8:20pm On May 06, 2012 |
Goshen360: ^ Semantics. How many Nigerians have N10,000 for food? Why do you feel good about preaching 10,000 for offering? |
Re: Isn't It Funny?? by Goshen360(m): 8:33pm On May 06, 2012 |
logicboy: This is my opinion. 10,000 naira is less than 100$ that I spend metro card. You hear me so. |
Re: Isn't It Funny?? by logicboy: 8:38pm On May 06, 2012 |
Goshen360: What the hell is metro card? You American or something? Fact remains that many Nigerians can afford the offering that you're supporting |
Re: Isn't It Funny?? by Goshen360(m): 8:48pm On May 06, 2012 |
Yes. Am an American. You are right, most Nigerians can't afford 10,000 as offerings but they OP didn't mean it that way, just a comparison and that is how i understand it. |
Re: Isn't It Funny?? by Nobody: 8:51pm On May 06, 2012 |
Goshen360: What? point me to the thread abeg. I cant believe someone finally put illogicboy in his place. |
Re: Isn't It Funny?? by logicboy: 8:53pm On May 06, 2012 |
davidylan: Are you guys that scared of me? |
Re: Isn't It Funny?? by Nobody: 8:53pm On May 06, 2012 |
logicboy: huh? You're a complete joke around here dude... |
Re: Isn't It Funny?? by logicboy: 8:56pm On May 06, 2012 |
davidylan: I'm a freaking LEGEND!! There's even a thread about me on the Islam section. In the words of my favourite American, "I'm a BAWS (boss)" |
Re: Isn't It Funny?? by Nobody: 8:59pm On May 06, 2012 |
logicboy: o pari! |
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