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Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries by Monicamony(f): 9:18am On Nov 13, 2007 |
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front him. He appears deep in thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip of coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?" The husband looks up, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 17?" he asks solemnly. The wife is touched thinking her husband is so caring and sensitive. "Yes, I do," she replies. The husband pauses. The words are not coming easily. "Do you remember when you father caught us in the back seat of my car?" "Yes, I remember," says the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continues, "Do you remember when he shoved a shotgun in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for 20 years". "I remember that too", she replies softly. He wipes another tear from his cheek and says, "I would have gotten out today!" |
Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries by arsenalfan: 9:25am On Nov 13, 2007 |
The woman must have messed up the poor guy's life |
Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries by karlken(m): 9:34am On Nov 13, 2007 |
OMG.LOL.Poor guy!He would have been a free man today!What a marriage that would have been! |
Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries by Migines(m): 9:38am On Nov 13, 2007 |
ROFLMAO! Dis is damn hilarious |
Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries by showbobo(m): 9:43am On Nov 13, 2007 |
nice one |
Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries by ituen(m): 12:05pm On Nov 13, 2007 |
Na by force remembrance be this |
Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries by Monicamony(f): 4:15pm On Nov 16, 2007 |
i pity the guy sha! |
Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries by biggerboy(m): 4:18pm On Nov 16, 2007 |
Looking into the future,i see this happening to SHOWBOBO and MONICAMONY *quickly runs away* |
Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries by Monicamony(f): 4:49pm On Nov 16, 2007 |
biggerboy that is very sensitive and sensible of you, I am not laughing though. 1-0 |
Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries by Monicamony(f): 4:55pm On Nov 16, 2007 |
Fake prophet biggerboy u see nothing |
Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries by finekid(m): 11:13am On Nov 17, 2007 |
What a great one! |
Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries by Monicamony(f): 12:12pm On Nov 17, 2007 |
;d ;d ;d |
Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries by benjay1(m): 3:35pm On Nov 17, 2007 |
@ poster, Babe i like your sense of humour, Meanwhile i need break-up tips here abeg i believe everyone know my story ? |
Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries by Monicamony(f): 4:00pm On Nov 17, 2007 |
Who are u breaking up with we never hook up in the first place, |
Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries by benjay1(m): 4:12pm On Nov 17, 2007 |
@Monicamony Was i drunk when the marriage took place between us ? *shakes Monicamony - maybe u're daydreaming* |
Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries by topeteadr(m): 4:17pm On Nov 17, 2007 |
Oh GOD! What is it with all this fcu!<ing remix and upgrade jokes. |
Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries by benjay1(m): 4:17pm On Nov 17, 2007 |
@Monicamony I needed the Break-up tips for my present girl. Anyway since u don begin dey like me, There is room here for hookup. hw e go be naaa ? |
Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries by Monicamony(f): 4:32pm On Nov 17, 2007 |
Thanx for the offer but i don't date a playa. |
Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries by Monicamony(f): 4:36pm On Nov 17, 2007 |
Oh GOD! What is it with all this fcu!<ing remix and upgrade jokes. You are a damn liar!!! You think you can diss every joke u read? I knowyour type. O my God to you to. I studied u u never have any good thing to say.You r just saying the same thing over and over again. You can d better. |
Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries by benjay1(m): 4:51pm On Nov 17, 2007 |
@Monicamony I hope i wasn't the person u were dissing ? cracks knuckles |
Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries by Monicamony(f): 5:01pm On Nov 17, 2007 |
;d ;d ;d u want to break up to hook up all in one day man? |
Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries by benjay1(m): 5:04pm On Nov 17, 2007 |
I thought as much calms down |
Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries by benjay1(m): 5:07pm On Nov 17, 2007 |
@Monica Why are you putting me on hold? Abi u dey work with MTN? There is still room for hook up. |
Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries by Monicamony(f): 5:08pm On Nov 17, 2007 |
Calms down u want fight me? Bring it on Ben you think i am afraid of u take this punch ghhh! yes that hit u on the right spot. . Sorry try again later. The correspondent you are trying to call is not available at the moment please try again later. |
Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries by benjay1(m): 5:15pm On Nov 17, 2007 |
@Monica You could have told me you were a boxer so i come better prepared *enters room* |
Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries by Monicamony(f): 5:18pm On Nov 17, 2007 |
Ben what are u working on? I want to reply to that let me go and view your joke and steal it ha! ha! ha! See you there in a sec. |
Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries by benjay1(m): 12:56am On Nov 18, 2007 |
@Monica You go like quarell pass fight ooo. So what are u trying to insinuate? that i steal jokes u no know me, i dey vex quick ooo |
Re: Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries by Monicamony(f): 11:12am On Nov 18, 2007 |
;d ;d |
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