Something strange happened today wen I was coming back from
Jibowu(yaba) to see one traveling agent. Event though its sound like
a joke but it reality. There's a traffic at jibowu dis morning and all
cars and buses are trying to over take each at road lane. Too cut the
story short; One Car hit the other car by mistakenly.
The young man was angry seriously shouting unnecessary instead
of looking a way forward.
The driver said calm down young man, its a mistake. The young
man was shouting seriously. Driver asked how much will it cost us
so that we can pay you. The boss of the river was like what's
happening my driver is wasting time. So he came down from the car
and asked wats the problem.
The young man shouted at the boss of the driver, useless man you
can't control your driver wen he was driving carelessly. You fool
only God knows where u gt ur money from.
The driver wanted to fight d young man but the boss said leave him;
Let him say whatever he likes.
The boss went back to d car to pick his phone and call one of his car
dealer; He's said kindly bring me Camry 2008 model brand new in
which the young man was droven 2007model before. Within 30min
the car dealer brut d car.
Everybody was suprised including the young man. The young man
prostrate and started begging the man that he's sorry. The boss told
the driver they should go and they left d two cars for the young
man.
Moral: If you don't have money is just like soup without salt. I pray
to everyone who is reading this post. When our age mates are
spending money we won't just be there clapping for them, Any kind
of problem that will yield to success God will bring it to us, we gat
live long to do something great wen will alive not in grave. Our
disappointment of the past shall turn to testimony. God bless u all.

@Mrs Kills ..Go by ur opinion or critism if this is a joke or not thats you own basket, continue fetching water inside and xpct to take water from it one day. But for that fact that you called me a 'dumb asss'. I just wanna say abeg shine eye o. Am not insultive nor rude, cos i understand aw u can be from ur first approach. Pls no insults, am not the guy you wld wnt to abuse, insult, yab, diss or wateva you wanna call it. Take care sweety lotta love

Ami Oloruko Jesu! I accept the prayer, but why did you post it on the Jokes section?

@Lucratio The impatience, frustration, aggressiveness, the scene and drama, was all fun. I think jokes/comedy shd also av somethin we can hold on to asides from the comic relief. Its not just the usual; ''Akpos was bla..bla''.. "One warri man saw bla..bla" Thank you

I think seun should start giving out free medicated nairaland glassed to all members so dey can see clearly section titles before they post
I'd admit this is good but doesn't deserve a place in dis section...seun is not dumb to create tab sections,he knows d reasons why he did dat...so dnt break d rule
Besides. . .where is the joke

@ajibel tanx a bunch wld work on ur comment next time. *Pple re just so used to the ''popular phrases used in the everyday comedy piece thats what I see, well its all good this is NL even even a 'Roach' (Young Cockroach) can come out of hole to say anytin to me. Its all fun naani, all join. Tanx my man, abi now .. Lolz..U make sense naani

Amen 2 dat prayer.

Ameen hehehe....ameen huhuhu....ameen hehehe....

@Mrz killz .. tank you so much, God bless you. Dont get me wrong oo. I dont mean you should commit suicide on my post or comments dear neither are my posts your handout or files for studies, say ur mind like others did. just dont be abusive simple.!. + if you cant find the funny thing abt the post well. So be it . Hav a lovly day

What a waste of Mb

I THOUGHT YOU SAID THERE WAS TRAFIC, HOW DID THE NEW CAR MANAGE TO GET THERE WITHIN THE NEXT 30 MINS?

DJ/NANCY:
I THOUGHT YOU SAID THERE WAS TRAFIC, HOW DID THE NEW CAR MANAGE TO GET THERE WITHIN THE NEXT 30 MINS?

30 mins african time...lolx
@op...amen to the prayer o

@dj nancy ..Sorry it took me a while before answerin i wasnt online. Well if u know Jibowu vry well the new car was packd at the other side of d road whr we inter state coaches are packed (Luxury Bus). Anymore questns ??