' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near
death.
The family called their pastor to stand with them.
As the pastor stood next to the bed, Fred's condition appeared to
deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on.
The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Fred
used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died.
The pastor thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he
placed it in his jacket pocket.
At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realized that he was
wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Fred died.
He said, "You know, ' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I
haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of
inspiration there for us all."
He opened the note, and read outloud, "Asshole, you're standing on my
oxygen tube!"

realsammie:
' Fred had been a faithful Christian and was in the hospital, near
death.
The family called their pastor to stand with them.
As the pastor stood next to the bed, Fred's condition appeared to
deteriorate and he motioned frantically for something to write on.
The pastor lovingly handed him a pen and a piece of paper, and Fred
used his last bit of energy to scribble a note, then he died.
The pastor thought it best not to look at the note at that time, so he
placed it in his jacket pocket.
At the funeral, as he was finishing the message, he realized that he was
wearing the same jacket that he was wearing when Fred died.
He said, "You know, ' Fred handed me a note just before he died. I
haven't looked at it, but knowing Fred, I'm sure there's a word of
inspiration there for us all."
He opened the note, and read outloud, "NaughtyPerson, you're standing on my
oxygen tube!"

nice joke!

But u should have flouted word censor as per the bolded, it could've made the joke more juicy. I guess u were trying to write 'arssehole'

And dis is supposed to mek a bitter commoner laff

@ajibelle . How body na . I heard you travelled in order to increase your size AAA (smallest battery size) dîçk . I hope e don increase to size AA . Am always here to tame you dont forget that .

Homar: @ajibelle . How body na . I heard you travelled in order to increase your size AAA (smallest battery size) dîçk . I hope e don increase to size AA . Am always here to tame you dont forget that .

E be like say ur wife beat you for house wich com make u 'frustrated'....abeg make u no frustrate me cuz we go put leg inside one boxers

oh, man of God kill pesin

Ajibel: And dis is supposed to mek a bitter commoner laff

keep asking sadist