Once a man saw a heavily bo.obed lady. He couldnt control himself and he had to approach her...
MAN: hello fine girlk
LADY: yes what do u want
MAN: i like ur bo.obs, i feel like touching them
LADY: i see u r jobless, leave me alone or...
MAN: ok, i will give u 100,000 if u allow me to touch them
LADY: (laughs) who is after ur money, please leave me alone
MAN: ok, what of 500,000
LADY: i will break ur head if u dont vammooose rite now!!!!
MAN: now if u dont allow me to touch ur bo.obs for TEN MILLION NAIRA, i will go
#the lady hesitates for a while, then believes she will not be screwed at least#
LADY: ok, just do it quick and get d money ready
MAN: *caresses bosoms* ooooh, aaaah, oh no, OH NO!!!
LADY: what, why the "oh no"
MAN: oh no, WHERE WILL I GET TEN MILLION NAIRA OOO!!!

IF U WERE TO BE THE LADY, WHAT WILL U DO

well u tried

bunmioguns: well u tried

ah...for sure i trust u nah, u go surely like d yoke. Anything dats got to do with bre.ast and stuffs like dat, u go surely like am! No be you??

seriously... i think d joke is good but too bad i aint a gurl, would have given u an answer

@booqee nd element G, sorry guyz, will do better next time.......

Say wat u want to say i cant stop u, only time will tell. Watch out for my upcoming....

I wnt fight u Say wat u want to say i cant stop u, only time will tell. Watch out for my upcoming....consida diz ma last reply.

Valiantvaliant: Lagusta, i can c u have no sense of humour or is it that your brain size is so negligible that u couldnt undastand my joke. Dat hunter joke was rated the funniest by world acclaimed philosophers. But this ur own is well..............trash.

omo nawa for u oh! Smh..... I hope ur mummy knows you're making use of her laptop (or is it phone) to browse. Besides sef, i hope u know NL is not for under16. Nor let dem catch u oh..... Lol!

booqee: omo nawa for u oh! Smh..... I hope ur mummy knows you're making use of her laptop (or is it phone) to browse. Besides sef, i hope u know NL is not for under16. Nor let dem catch u oh..... Lol!

please dont mind him jare, he's just a distraction

booqee: ah...for sure i trust u nah, u go surely like d yoke. Anything dats got to do with bre.ast and stuffs like dat, u go surely like am! No be you??

Booqee, seriously did u smoke weed before typing dis. . Cant u see dt d guy is a newbie and wht he jst need is an encouragement or d fact dt all of u criticised him now implies dt I shld also criticise him. . .SMH

booqee: na wa oh.....shey na d same bunmioguns i know be dis?? When u turn to S.U?? Joke SU? U wey go abuse dead man and he go wake up.....

Anyway sha, if u don't know, criticism is d best encouragement on nl jokes section. If they post dry tins and u say its funny, they'll keep posting dry tins, thinkin its funny. But if u criticise them, they'll be motivated and encouraged to make their next joke funnier than d last. Don't u know dat?!

No wonder sef, na u dey behind d dryness and boringness of jokes section. #GodDonCatchYou

Frankly speaking....err...booqee...d boobs of d lady d poster just wrote about and your own,which one big pass?

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the op name wan resemble "laffter" wen pronounced

Ajibel: the op name wan resemble "laffter" wen pronounced

ha ha, very funny, he ha ha ho,

lol

Thank me: lol

thank you

Hahahahahaha